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Here are the rules: Post 5 random/wierd stuff about Yourself. List 5 bloggers whom you want to do the same. Visit their blogs and tell them they've been tagged and ask them to read the read in your blog.

5 random facts about myself:
1) I used to like the colour blue, until last year. I was enrolled into Poly and when I opened my wardrobe, I saw a sea (of blue). Then I got sick of it.

2) Waiting for someone to dare me to shave my head BALD for 700 Bucks. Would do it gladly so long as the term and conditions are set by me. Anyone?!

3) When it comes to academic results, I tend to think negatively about my marks, but I always tell myself & other people to think positive when faced with a bad situation.

4) The best trait I got from my genes would be my hair. But even THAT isn't totally desirable becoz it's oil-based. Hahaha!

5) I used to think pot-luck is a method of cooking where everyone brings an ingredient & the host puts them all in a pot to be cooked together!

My 5 chosen bloggers are:
Kah Hwee
Wanyi
Tiffany
Sheryl
Laiyan

Candid Moments in school

Here's the list random picking of punchlines I wanted to do...
(all that's mentioned here hasn't been posted in this blog before)

1.
Horny to Mouldy: What kind of fruit (I heard it "food" and Mouldy is carnivorously-inclined) do you like?
Me: Meat.

2.
Nai Kiang on the upcoming CRS Essay writing CA: Sir, what are the topics arh?
Arnold Wee (tr): *stares at him for a second* You go to Yahoo. Search for CRS Topics.


3.
Nai Kiang: Sir, what is CME? My school (ACSI) never offer CME wan leh.
Arnold Wee: *thinks for a second and nods* That exlains alot of things you know?

4.
Mr Sheh's favourite taglines: "7 holes also not enough to bleed" & "(My) legs too short la."
Eg. Sheh: I do things very fast wan: I think fast, talk fast, write fast, even walk fast...
Nai Kiang: Then, Sir, you run fast anot? *Whole class bawls with laughter*
Sheh: No. Legs short ma.

5.
Sally Hor: AIYA! SORli laa.. Not this one.
- This is our ITAB tr. She's always clicking the wrong commands on-screen, and likes to go "then Aarh...", "...after you click this one Aarh..", "... ...Aarh" and so on...
*Arrck! Sally wants a cracker, Arrck!"*

6.
Guy behind Horny in MLT 8 during MOB lecture -Lucky Draw was going on...
Gift -Creative Food Voucher
He exclaims: Creative gort FOOD wan meh O.o?!

Gift -KFC Food Voucher
He exclaims: Wah lao! 吃炸鸡，吃到死 阿！(Eat Fried Chicken, Eat Until Die Arh!)

7.
Ken Kwan on the Spastic Light Switches in the LT: You see this! This switch "on" is this way, den this one is that way! Sorry la, I grew up in a house where all the switches "ON" ONE direction wan!

8.
During DBA course options briefing, we noticed that Supply Chain Head has an amusing way of pronouncing "ous"...
Him: ... enroll in a good coas...
Horny: A good WOT 0.0??!! :DDD

9.
Horny: You know what he said his job is? A brick layer...
Me: In S'pore, we call that a BANGLA.

10.
Ken Kwan to a boy from his class (I couldn't catch his name..):
K. Loong! Blank Paper! Sit beside somemore! Pls la, be more discreet can anot? Never do still sit beside me... Break my heart leh... Now a days students arh, not paiseh wan you know... Last time during my time if never do homework very scared wan leh. Aiya, but now arh, studens come for lectures already very good, very 给面子 (give face) liao hor? So I should feel very honoured that he attend my lecture right? Hai, (then with a face filled with gratitude, he reaches over and grabs the guy's shoulder and shakes his hand) THANK YOU leh K. Loong, thank you for attending my lecture!

*Pls applause my STATS lecturer!! Go one full circle just to come back to shoot K. Loong!*

11.
Horny: BOOM!! (when a guy with Afro hairdo walked past)

Pls leave comments on if these were as hilariuos as I deemed it be...

PS. Horny is Tiffany aka Horny Owl
Mouldy is Wanyi aka Mouldy Lobster
And I am... Diseased Frog! mBeep-beep!