Toilet Sign Illiterates

Story 1:
Last Sunday, I was in a public toilet wif 2 other women. Den 1 man walked in. Dressed lyk triad boss ('s lackey), he peered around thru his humongous 90's dark glasses. me and the other women kept staring at him -wide-eyed. he looks tipsy. THis is probaly wad went thru his mind:

Eh? this male toilet sooo strange wan... why no urinals huh?
Hmm, is it in the cubicles? Or beside them?

Then he walked in further. Two of us STiLL staring.

Why got women in here? why dey look at me til lydat?
hai ya, can't tahan liao leh.
heck care la, use the cubicle lor...

Then he stepped into one, close the door and ermmm.. Finished his sml buziness, came out, adjusted his belt, washed his hands and left the female toilet. Den i tink he went around lookin for a 100% Male toilet.

Wah, din noe i eat glass grow up the leh...

Story2:
And hav u been to lot 1 basement's newly renovated toilet? I went dere juz now wif my granny following behind me. I turned right at the female toilet sign. then a short left. then a short right. then i saw a urinal. Shit.

There was a guy at the far end of a row of basin styling his hair, styling his hair! Faster cheong out. My granny oso blur diao. I looked at the toilet sign again. WTH, correct leh!. Nvm, see the "male" toilet.

NO URINALS!

Then my granny ask de the cleaning CL (cleaning lady), "OI! why ur the toilet all mixed up... whr the female wan?!"
CL: This one is MAlE! THAT one is FEMALE.
ME: NOO, THAT is MALE
CL:(acting smart) U see dis (pointing to the sign) Tell me dis is male or female?
ME:( *WTF, NOBODY ATTITUDES ME!*) U GO SEE LOR~!

Then she stormed to the female toilet. Stepped in confidently. The Vain Guy (VG) STILL Dere!

CL: OI! WAD U TINK U DOIN! DIS WAN IS FEMALE TOILET LA!
Me: Wads tt urinal doin dere?!
CL: Dats for little boys la! (hu follow their mums in)

VG: SORRISORRI, i dinnoe!

SP's Celebrity look-a-likes

Sorri, no pics again this time. So wasted ritez~? This kind of topic, how can no PICS?! . . .

Here's a list of "Ming2 Xing1 Lian3"s I've noticed in SP SO FAR:

1) Jay Chou + JJ Lin Jun Jie! - Kah Hwee, SCREAM!!!
2) Slyvester Sim!
3) Toro/ Zac Wang! (abit only)
4) Randall Tan! (but more gd looking!)
5) Daphne Khoo!
6) Utt! - Zhen Yin sure go crazy liao! hahaha!
7) Michael Jackson (sad hor)
8) William Hung (even sadder)
9) Yan2 Xing2 Shu1 + Zac Wang !
10) Kevin! - the 933 DJ
.
. ..still counting de hor..
So, U all see la! Dowan come Poly... got sooo mani suai ge's and mei nu's to look at!! JC got anot~ hahaha

To tell the truth, I've been a different person since I got into SP... More lively, more happi, more 'sort'... oso starting to notice and den comment on PPLE - not only boys hor!!! Haaz, but I realli miss my sec sch friends lehhh. Hope we can a gathering soon enuf, or I might juz cry one nite while thinkin of them... See U guys(gals 2 be exact) SOON! Watch movie, go beach, play Daytona, anything~ ANYTHING~! And stop saying June holidays then chat/meet up!! Coz dere's NO JUNE HOLIDAYS FOR ME OK?! (Wad if Tmr NV comes?! HAHA)

Sch's just started; I'm in the mist of my "orientation week"... I went for a 4dae 3nite camp liao (wrote an entry for tt, but to looong oredi, dun tink anione wud read, so stored it away) and a Sentosa outing. Did I mention I LURVE the camp? 'Tho I din appreciate it during d time, now den I realise, WAD AN EXPERIENCE! Can't even imagine wad life'd be IF i din join tt. EEeee, scary.

To my JC frenz again, MUZ learn to enjoy wad U are doing... even if it's slogging it out late at nite, tink wad lies ahead in ur future! Wooooo...

~o0O.Kang Kang.O0o~

My god, I finally have time to blog... Been sooo busy attending orientation camps, den after that sooo exhausted...

OK. On 21 May Sat, I attended an Orientation outing, organised by CSCC frm SP, to Sentosa. Realli regret! S** lor... My enthu-meter din even reach half of wad I felt during CADC camp. Furthermore so expensive leh! 6 bloody dollars - for wad? Got myself tortured, filthy n nearly sick frm cold. Nonetheless, there was one consulation~

Dern-dern dern DERN~

I saw Kang Kang! Yeah man! Not our 4E Chinese Tr hor!! Is de real, du yi wu er, taiwanese joker, KANG KANG!!! haha, best part was, he wasn't even filming (if not kick oso not tt great mah).

So we were running down the stairs from 1 stuupid game station to another at siloso beach.. den my 2 gals & I lagging behind mah, reach the 'ground' le, passed by one pretty hip great of pple. At d corner of my eye, I saw HIM. Den 1 gal said, "Eh? Dats Kang Kang rite!" Dey lyk dun quite believe their eyes, although I VERI SURE coz I tink i heard on radio sumting abt him...

While we were toking KK's grp walking up the stairs le, so more diff to confirm rite?? Den sum1 came up wif the bright idea of calling out to him... Guess hu did it? ME LAR! hahaha! so shiok~ I lyk suddenly despo, wanna prove to dem is realli him.

So I went "KANG KANG!!!"

hahaha, He turned around, see see who call him den he WAVED AT US! : but I paiseh so call le quickly turn away, while the other gals smiled and waved back eagerly.

I'm sooo star struck leh...

Den TODAY, I saw Mark Lee & his family at my work place... but den hor, my boss say dere oways see all kinds of celebs go dere wif their fam de =pPp. Now, dats another story for another time~

Great White, Great Pics

Wad Kind of Angle Shot Is Dis?!

GRRrrr- Eat U Up!

Veri "formal" hor?

Everyone say "OOoiiii"

Gals Rule!

Boys oso Rule!

Mother's Night

Guess wad I had for dinner...


Pizza Fiesta!!!

Yesterday was such a nice day... who cares if it rained. Gd tt it was cooling, as it the only Sunday I din nearly melt in the heat at Farmart! Yer! Thats whr I work... I noe surely very little pple knew abt it. Unless they live around CCK la. Aniwae, instead of promoting goat milk, they let me do shrimp dumplings for a change... Had to cook and prepare the samples meself! Haha, quite fun.

Then after work, my mom asked my aunt and grandma out for dinner... at first my grandma lazy to come out wan, den my mom say we're going for Pizza and it's my treat and she agreed le! btw, I realli saed I wanted to treat them wan la...

Den ordered SPLITZZA!!! Yummy Lover's SPLIZZA! And chicken drumlets,soups, salad and garlic bread. OMG, Garlic Bread, speaking of THAT! The waitress gave us an extra garlic bread! HA HA, who asked them to be so inefficient... tell them things muz say twice wan, den they slowly bring u wad u want- even the bill oso lydat! 1st time see restaurant not eager to bring us the bill the leh!

Actually, we din mean to "cheat" them de hor... My mom put de over-spilling salad bowl on top of the empty garlic bread plate, then those blind waitesses din see wad, not our fault arh~ hehehe. Hey, that reminds me of Jing Xiang's birthday outing- SUMTING similar happened, but on a LARGER scale.. Hahaz, our little secret ;D

One more Dinosaur and I'll Puke

For the entire week, I've been LIKE on a diet... If it really can exist, it'd be called an "eat wad U like" diet. Sort of la... Except I din exactly do a Eat-wad-I-like; I did a Buy-wad-I-like. In 2 words, "shopping spree".

Lets see (if I can rmb) wad I've got...& in random order:

Converse Bag---------------------------$33
Marks and Spencer Hand Cream--------$5.90
Pendant--------------------------------$4.90
Jeans-------------------------$34.~
2 shirts---------------------------------$31
Laptop + printer------------------------$2590
and some other un-mentionable stuff...

Ha, no wonder my parents wanted me to keep my week end job!

Now, about the Dinosaur... My family just discovered a great way to spend the wkend nights- go out some place far, have prata and then sit out our digestion at a nearby reservoir... we've been doing this for more than 1 mth oredi.

Last evening we did the same thing except at a diff location. The farni thing is, me and my bro got this practice. After the wadeva Indian food, we'll order a BIG Milo drink to share, and in case U haven heard, Milo Dinosaur/Godzilla is IN... but this place called Prata Cafe, their Milo Dino is XL! My god, after I finish my thosai and half a JUG of the Milo, dere was barely enuf space for my lungs to expand... hahaha

Guess whr we headed next... labrador park. In the car, I got abit motion sickness liao. All the way, i ws tinking Sh!t, I'm so Full... Den at the park, we sat near the sea.. the waves went *splash splash splash* and my stomach oso went *gurgle gurgle gurgle*!!! So inviting- for my stomach to push up its contents! I cud've realli bent over the railing and hurled! *so disusting* Realli THAT full... but luckily, I managed to keep everything in. HAaz. All the while they all oso laughing at me 'How come U full until lydat wan~'

Ahhh, after I felt better, we talked abt lotsa stuff-from the tsunami to Chemistry... LOTS of things. But once M.I.L.O. comes to mind, I felt nauseous again. So now u noe.

Poor Things...

Hai, while my dear pitiful friends in JC are mugging/slugging it out in their respective JCs, I'm enjoying it... It ALMOST makes me feel guilty... Hahaha.

Everytime I see them online at night (very occasionally) this is wad they say:
"Hai... Candy, I very stressed arh."
"...Eh, JC veri tough leh- can't breathe"
"I'm still doing my hw NOW leh!"
"My pimples forming colonies on my face..."
"...JC sux. Which Poly are U in? I'm gonna join U nxt yr."
"Whens ur school starting?!!"

They are so busy, they dun haf time to update their blogs or to chat wif me or to "testify" for me on friendster... Man, they'er so busy, I dun even noe who I'm writing this for.

My friends out dere, JUZ PERSERVERE!

Thirty Five Degrees

I only have 2 more wkends to more "work", so i guess it wun be so bad... Like today, it wasn't so bad. Apart from the heat which reached high of 35 degrees- stay under the shade oso can faint wan. Today, sales blaady lousy, but today was most enjoyable, well most probably coz employer no. 2 not here, so can relax more. Felt whoosy most of the time... the heat was suffocating!

Anyway, I saw Angela's parents in the late afternoon. At first they din recognise me, then I said I'm candy, Angela's friend. Den her mom went "Oorhh, from kranji wan la"." Den we chit chat abit and hehe, she bought a pack from the shop.. thanx auntie! Then later in the evening, my whole family showed up (I asked them to de la) and bought A lOT of stuff. My uncle and auntie and grandma bought NEARLY enuf to meet the minimal amt for the day. Then my boss oso very good- noe how to make customers happy- and gave them EACH sumting free ;D

Ahh, then after that, i packed up left with my fam to have dinner liao. Hada nice family dinner. yup, dats how my day went and it started good too. I only had to report to work at 9:30 instead of 9am haha! Oh, did I mention I'll be having ANOTHER family barbacue tmr and this time, it's solely dedicated to SEAFOOD... So, drool~!

Punchline of day: Angela's mum said, "Hey, I nearly din recognise U... you look slimmer! Ur slimming diet worked arh?" HAHAHAHA!