Concerts, concerts and celebrations!

*Corrections to this post!*
I've wronged Kah Hwee! She's clarified that each of us had 2 votes and she voted for contestants 1,2,3 PLUS Redemption! Not only for her Chang Tai OK PAT!! "Why AA!?"... Why u so sotong???

First and foremost, I've a good news to announce! On Thursday, one day after the trials, I received THE phone call... It started off lykdat:

"Hello, are you Candy Wong?"
"Yes..."
"Hi I'm the Table Tennis Caption from SP. U came for the trials on Wed right?"
"Yahh"
"We've Training on next wednesday, can you make it?"
"Ya, can can."
"Ok den see you there."
"Ok, THANKS!"

I'm aware that I sounded non-chalant on the phone. Maybe only part I showed enthusiasm was the THanks. But then, after I put down the phone, I jumped on my bed, lied down and Msg Pat: "They called me!..."; went online and shouted, "I'm SO HAPPY! Guess Wad!?..."; and went to my tagboard to scream one more round, "AHAHAHAHA! I GOT IN...."

Next, for the Past THREE days, I've been meeting up with Pat! Damn shiok... On Wednesday, she went with me to Table Tennis trials... She faked an SP identity and gave a false Hp number! Hahaha, it's not like she can't play den she faked it ok! When she was sparing with the captain, another team member said "eh, not bad leh..." And the captain nodded her head. On thursday, went with her to Guitarra Concerto of SP. Quite a let down la, the band section. Quoting from Simon Cowell, "Pure Karaoke; The Song was too big for them and; In some parts, it was nearly painful..." Hahaha! On Friday (yesterday), crashed AJ for AJ Idol...

Idolise or be idolised. AHahhaaha! At first I was quite un-nerved abt going bcoz we had to wear their uniform... I dun like it lar, like sneaking in and pretending to be part of another school. Actually the worst part was wearing somebody else's Us... But nvm, I got over that part and went ahead with it.

Thank Goodness I went!!! OMG, altho it started out rather awkwardly, it ended off SMASHING! When Kah led us into the Auditorium, I immediately planted my butt on an empty seats by the side. Then some guys behind me started saying, "excuse me, excuse me! these seats are booked." I quickly stood up thinking they had to seat with their classes. Then the "usher" walked to me to gimme a stamp... I asked him "So where can we sit?" to my surprise, he said, "It's ok. The seats are not supposed to be booked.." To which the guy rebutted, "But they're coming in already!" Usher: "As in, when pple come in, u can't stop them from seating here." Later I found out they were chopping seats for Hockey GIRLS team, like "gentlemen"... "AWW... So sweet..." I told pat, before rolling my eyes. Pfffft!

So we watched 2 singles (having missed the first who was Changtai, Kah's friend), 2 groups and 2 dance teams perform... Ard that time, Kah arrived with Jasper (after band practise)... Then came the 30 mins interval. I was like HUH!? 30 Mins! waste time leh... Then Kah asked, "Band section perform already?" Pat said, Yar... I thot for awhile and said No no haven't, BUT PAT Said, "Performed already!" And I SAID HUh?! No! Kah just gave us a disgusted look. I gave Pat the exasperated look...

After the break, the BAND SECTION STARTED... Pat Dunnoe wad BAND MEANS!! She thot it meant the GROUP category... -_- Anyway, Kah pointed out her eye candy to us! Wooohooo!

anw, the first band was more or less a girl-killer.. Hehehehe. they're called Redemption. Consisted of 2 rather cute twins (haha!), one lead singer, one very tall drummer who played non-stop without missing a beat (*applause*) and 2 electric guitarists... they performed Play that Funcky Music... When they were performing and when the judges were giving comments to them, Pat and I CHEERED and SCREAMED for them lor! Together with other gals surrounding us! AHAHAHA! we really blended in!! So lucky we picked a spot whr all the Redemption supporters were... *Redemption! Redemption! Redemption!* WoooooHOoooo~!

Their Competition was EXtasy.... OMG! Like they were the ones Constantine the EXorcist left behind when he came to town! HOrrigible man! Their performance was really out of this world, not in the least flattering way, with the while gig broken up into 3/4 confusing sections. They kept running ard the stage, switching places btw instruments... the lead singing cudn't really rch the high notes... aiyo, it's just really messy la! Got the when-it-is-gonna-end feeling thruout the perf.

After the performance, everyone submitted their votes written on their tickets... Pat and I gave our to kah. and she voted for changtai! gosh... I thot she or at least Pat would vote for Redemption!!! Arghh! I was really worried that redemption wudn't win leh... they had this fun lucky draw section so as to let the peeps tabulate the votes.

Ok, now for the most exciting part of the show, the results for the BAND cat. So HIGH ok, the whole Auditorium. One amazing think was all the participants had very STRONG and VOCAL supporters. The AJ Idol Committee came up with a very cool way of announcing all the winners leh.... they had this Star on the sreen den when the MC prompted us to say the cue "Idolise or be idolised", the star will spin and after showing all the contestants' faces, the winner wud appear...

So for the BAND cat, after the routine, Redemption's Name appeared BUT EXtasy's Photo shown!!! ARGHHHH!!! Evryone abit shocked and confused but the Tiao Dang Kee Band EXtasy, whom Kah said were very AA, began screaming, hopping and Hugging each other on stage! EEEEE! And one big portionof the auditorium was going "BOOOOO! BOOOOO!"

Obviously there was a cork-up... so the vote tabulators came out to clarify... anyway, the MC had the results in their hands wad. So as the MC announced... I was so Gan jiong and was telling myself I'm gonna jump and scream if Redemption won..."And the real winners of the BAnd cat is.... ReeeedempTION!!!"

WAAAAAA!!!! YEEEEEAAAHHHHHH!!!! WOOOOOHOOOOOOO!!!! Pat and I jumped up and cheered like we knew and supported them from the start!! ARHAHAHAHA! Like crazy lor! HAhahahahaha!!! So happy... dunnoe why, just VERY HIGH.=D Furthermore Redemption somehow knew their supporters were at THIS PORTION of the auditorium, and were smiling and waving happily at us. Haha!

So glad I went... And I saw that Kah kept chatting and hitting her class boys! Warren, Ser Kun and Joshua/ Joseph izzit? Alamak! poor guys. Coz Kah has a very bad habit of hitting pple when she laughs and at one point I heard Ser Kun going, "OWWW! BU YAO DA LIAo LA! BU HAO XIAO NI HAI DA!" HAhahahaha! So farni! I laughed out b4 telling pat.

earlier on, Kah intro SK to us as her Husband wor.... and she kept pointing to one other guy saying "Oi! An Lian wo de! Ta de phone wall paper shi WO leh! TA An lian wo!!" Then the boy just gave her a sian diao look.... HAHAHHAHA! Soon, she went up to Josh and said, "This one oso my Husband! I gort 2!" "eeeyer," went Josh and pointing to Kah's "secret admirer", "I rather be his wife!" Hahaha! U showed her man!

haha, so fun...

-_-

Hai... i went for table tennis trials leh... prospects not very good. of the 20+ girls that turned up (which is an extremely surprising number for me!) i heard they're only choosing 4! THATS C.R.A.Z.Y.~

hMM.. I felt the passion for tt again after playing with the "top player"... suddenly i felt the need to be apart of a team again! Arghh... after my turn was over, i felt more anxious than waiting for my exam results man! they said they'll call me if I'm choosen within the week... but... I already saw 2 likely prospects. They were like chatting up to the seniors and on top of that, they played well... they even brought their own bats!

Last year i was so lazy to join any cca, but now, i'm desperately trying to cling onto any... wads happening man... I really wanna play leh! But then they're so serious abt competitions wan! like they play with other Polys, ITEs and Us... Dunnoe if I'm up for it when the time comes.

Urghhh... *hoping for the weekend to come really soooon*

Btw, thks for going with me Pat... and for the movie too. Hehehe Thanks =D

New Faces

2b14- New class is not bad; got "the potential to be exciting" like i told Kailin... And it has a rather well-balanced mix. Apart from the only 01 guy, there're peeeps from 03, 04, 05, 06 and 07!

New PTN is oso quite cool... farni guy la... said he changed his name becoz it was too scarily long. supposedly his fathr went to a traditional astrology- fortune- teller and that guy said, if u name ur son this (i think it was Nadarajapathi) He'll become the president of S'pore.

Then he laughed and said, "I'm still waiting."

So his name is now D.N.Raj... got quite a good impression of him on the 1st lesson already. The moment he came into class, he started joking with us.

Some more half way thru the lesson he said, "is it just me or it's still very hot in here? My ears (touching his right ear) are burning man.." And I almost told him the fact: Ur ears was in the path of light of the projector.

Hahahaha!

Anyway, can't wait to get more of my new class. Can't wait for tutorials to start. Can't wait for the class to break out of their walls and get rowdy. BEST of all, can't wait for next Sunday! Dba05 is gonig to Sentosa!

laughs for dessert

For the past 4 days (sch reopen's Mon til today) I've been havin noodles for lunch and laughter for dessert.

So cool man. The gang is Shuping, Kailin, Winnie, Yunjing, Limin, Tiff, Wanyi... abt 7-8 of us squeezed into a table 5 and chit chat and laughed like siao...

we talked abt everything from ghost stories abt shuping's house, to how we cry. HAhaha! Weird hor? I dunnoe how we got to that topic, only that it was Kailin who started it. But the whole table got thrown into fits of laughter seeing how I acted out my way of sobbing... Shuping said she found it funny coz it very retarded =S What else did we talk abt?? Anybody rmb?? Hahaha pls share with everyone again hor...

Haahahaha, having so much fun during lunch! Hope it continues at least for this sem. Ahaha! Den everybody would develope very strong facial and stomach muscles from laughing... =P And of cos i'm looking forward for brenda's grp which has sasha and shimin to join us for lunch one day!

Like shups said hor, it really seems that it's when all of us have been split off to different classes, den do make an effort to really get together for lunch and talk. =D So, rmb, next sunday Sentosa OK!? HAHAHAHAHA

Mama back from HK/China

Wahhhh!! So HAppY my MAMA is back! BOUGHT SOOO MANY STUFF for me! *But some rather Lao Kok leh... :S*

Anyway, most important she's back safe and sound, enjoyed the trip, and got alota stuff i wanted!! Socks! Belts! Clothes! Costume Jewelry! Bags! HEhehAhahha! funny thign is i like the socks best!

and lotsa pictures! ahahaha, the best sia~! My mum takes great pics! like MUA! AAAHAHAHAHA! Hey it's true hor. She said she kept in mind the tips I gave her when taking shots of scenery adn portraits too! V0.0V Heeeheeee~!

Wkends with Pat and Kah!

I really enjoyed myself during the weekend before sch reopened to a new term man! If it was like the LAST wkend of my youth, I'll take it. Gladly. Cos it was spent with my 2 bestest fwends. HEhehe!

Foirst up, Pat's Beach Party. Uh herm, more lyk quartet picnic. HAHAHA! ok la, Pat, this is probably one of the best combi u could ever get on ur b'dae partey- ME, Ck and jingxiang. The only juice missing was Kah Hweeee. (Poor gal. While we were laughing our asses off at Sentosa, she was facing some fat ass. Oop)... Anyway have u uploaded the monkey monkey pics? I'm SO looking forward to seeing them ok! HAHAHHAHA!

First time saw jingxiang so kuku and oso CK's first seeing me so crazy! Hahaha! free entertainment for all! Yay! And i wanna "thank" Jx for "openly" taking so many Xie Zhe photos of me on the sand! Hahaha! *^-^* Still got dunnoe who said I look seductive wooor... =P ;DDDD! Paiseh leh pat, took up quite a significant amount of ur cam's memory... Hehe.

I'll nv forget how I threw the frisbee str into Jx's abs; how my legs just gave way as i collasped laughing; how the fun began after that when Jx suggested the monkey chase the frisbee holder; how one of us wud block him while another wud kick it away; how CK (den a monkey) sat on the frisbee so "nobody cud get it; how Pat (following my suggestion) push the frisbee to Jx and tap him with the other hand; how Jx den said "I nv take I nv take"; how he later (as the monkey) threw it at you close up so u'd grabit and he'd tag you; how the game soon ended on a "take-5"...

I'll oways rmb how Jx really started evolving into a monkey and started prancing ard on his 4s; how we started taking chimp-y pictures of each other; how CK kept taking pics of Pat n Jx jumpong ard; how I started hopping in from nowhere in the background when there came the chance; and how CK kept laughing at me becoz of that ///-_-...

And who cud EVA forget how we settled down for Pat's sandwiches and twisties; how CK's class got in trouble with his GP tr due to their racist jokes; how Jx practically NV finds CK's racist jokes funny; how Jx SUDDENLY BURST OUT laughing at something that CK din mean as a joke; how we all ended up in hysteria too after that; how Pat acted Chen HAn Wei's stroke-victim role; how Pat and I reanact the scene where Chen force fed his drama-daughter Yuan Yuan with fish burger; how I turned against Pat when she nearly put her sand covered hand into my mouth going "Papa bad! Yuan yuan bian Papa!"; how Jx laughed non-stop (and I mean non-stop) for close to 30mins; how Jx wud keep getting up to walk away n squat down laughing hard; how we were all so very entertained by that.

oh ya, and we went to swensens- i nearly exploded my stomach lining by ordering a "serves 2" Apple crumble! But NO regrets at all! Must thank CK for 'recommending" Hahaha.. so left the remaining half to vultu.. Oops I mean Pat and Jx to finish. Wad a gooood deal they got. hahah! After that pat still said "I cud have finshed the whole thing!" So nice tt we got to try everyone's order. Ck's Chicken dish and ice-cream, Pat's coit tower and Jx's Baked rice.

There, I summarized the whole outing juz *snap* like dat!

Then on Sunday, asked Pat out for a swim at Uncle's Condo. Then Kah wanted to come but nv made it there becoz she missed the bus stop and got caught in the rain. So in the end headed to plaza Singapura... Hahaha, seems like I had carried over energy from the day before as the moment i saw kah hwee, i became very high and enthu!

We went for Yoshinoya... along the way, I kept calling Kah Da Bian Ren! Da Bian Ren! Hahaha, den she said I siao siao... She also complained that tt day, she cudn't see any shuai ges in PS coz her glasses not in the correct degree.. so i told her, "you go up to them and say, Eh? U not goodlooking leh." HAhaha!!! den I kept threatening her to tell any shuai ges I saw tt she said he wasn't good looking...

All in all we also crazy crazy together. "JIA HUI IS SO PRO!" Yup, she did it again. went to disturb the staff of Anderson Ice cream. I think we took 15mins to choose TWO flavours, den we kept debating over the flavours in front of the staff. Kept pestering them, "Students 10% arh? 3 of us leh, 30% rght?" ahhahaa!! But the staff oso very fun la...

Hehehe!

Den on the MRT ride back home, got an encounter with a BB again. A Bloody Bangla la... At first when we boarded the train, one guy quite looking at us/me? Not a bangla but a chinese guy around our age. I admit we're quite a noisy trio la, always so boistrous wan and kept chatter softly den laugh loudly. Anyway when I look up, that guy holding onto the handgrip wuld be looking at us/me lor. Finally found a seat. Right Infront of a disgusting Bangla-mon!

Throught the journey, he would steal glances and sometimes just STARE at me! So *Bleah* ok! EEEEeeeeYErrr!~ Den with his bloodshot dreamy eyes
he'd smile meekly and shake his stinko black banglan head. After a while, I can't take it so I told Pat and Kah hwee: "Hey CK's favourite kind of person keep looking at me leh..."

Then Wah Lao! the both of them turn and looked at him! Hahaha, I squeezed my eyes shut. That was only like City Hall station. den after they oso noticed him doing that lor. Sometimes he fake sleep den peer thru his eyelids one leh! Shit him la. Really so uneasy but luckily I've the 2 of them ard, so still culd laugh it off abit... there was once when I saw that he completely shut his eyes, I turn to them and said, "Hey! Can we stare back at him till he oppen his eyes?!"

The 2 of them just laughed like sao lor! I said "I'm serious! really really! get back at him leh!" Then the louder they laugh! "Stop laughing!" "HAhahahaa!"

Buay ta han...

When the seats at the corner cleared, we immediately shifted there and started to come up with a song.

Here it is! Sing it with Sandy Lam's song "Zhi shao hai you ni" (at least still got you)

wo pai lai bu ji
wo yao qu sheee sheee
wo pai shi jian lai de tai kuai
yi bu xiao xin lou qu lai~

zhi dao shi xian bian de mo hu
zhi dao bu neng hu xi
RAN WO MEN YI QI SHEEE SHEEE!

HAHAHAHHA! *wad an insult to Lin Yi Lian*

Pat Chop

OMG! I just had the best evening in like duno how many years!!! And it wasn't even with a guy, Sheeesh.

I invited Pat up for dinner - a pork chop weatern dinner! (Altho she might not hav considered it a full course western dinner as she kept saying her mum makes soup and chips and etc with western meals) That was after Kah couldn't make it 'coz was chatting with her about Pat's party and presents and what not... den i msged pat abt kah not being able to make it.. and Voila!

This are the funny sms (i find) btw us:

Me: hey ah pat, so ur party is confirm confirm right? Coz Kah like cannot go le :( jus informing you la.. I'm cooking Western Pork Chop dinner now! HEhehe.

Pat: Ya confirm wan. You making Pork Chop now?!

Me: Ya ya. now nobody at home somemore.. You wanna come arh? ;P

Pat: Ok! See you later! lol!

Me: Really de mah!? Yay, I'm serious de hor.. You serious oso?

Pat: Ya I'm serious!

After a while,
Me: Hey I got extra pork chop. U staying for dinner? =D

Pat: Okie!

So she came to my house and asked, asked, asked and asked! Wah like interview like dat!! yah, interviewer at Celeb's house lydat. HAHAHAHA!

Hey why dis is here. Is this working? How long have you put it out here? Got use before one anot? (this is only for the microwave oven!)

Very curious fellow in my house... everything explore.. THE MOMENT SHE CAME INTO MY HOUSE, she started asking liao. Hey why you got new tortoise? Where you get one? How come the shell lydat? where's the others? You got shower them anot? and so on and so forth...

HAHAHAHA... but get this straight, I dun find it irritating ok Pat? =D *big smile*

And I wanna thank you oso... for reminding me to keep the clothes (altho I already started cooking- can't imagine if u weren't there!), for KEEPING the clothes for me, for helping me tell when the pork is cooked enuf, for sharing with me the secrets to Poppin' corn, for telling me how long to cook potato (pretty darn long i'd say!), AND for washing the dishes!

But most of all thanx for giving me face for my cooking arh! So glad you could make it here tonight leh! MUACX! Kah, you'll definitely have your chance too, not to fear!! Ahahah!

Then after dinner was 40 mins digestion time in my room... Pat told me her aspirations about starting a very special highly-target-market-oriented shop... hehehe. Shhhh, she scared pple steal her idea worrr.. HAhahaha! Goood. Maybe when i graduate from SP and you allow/ need my help, I can help u plan and manage it man!

Ok digest finish, time for AMERICAN IDOL!!! YIPPEEEE!!! Awhile after the show started, my bro quickly zao into his room. I wonder if it was us being too chatty, or was it just pat's singing... AHahahahhaha! Just kidding ok? You sanng pretty well arh... We did some duets too! I remember the song artiste le!

Kylie Minogue!! Told 'ya she was an australian..

"Come'on and dancee with me~ Yaaa.. Slow..."!

Hehehe... "Crazy little thing called LOVE~! CRAZY LITTLE THING CALLED LOVE!!" *at this point my bro shud be sniggering very hard in his room.* And WE Will ROCK EU!

Hey, so rmb arh, at k box, ask for Queens' Songs Babe!~!

*Bravo to Taylor, Paris, Chris, Elliot etc! Ya'all rocked tonite!!*

In the midst ofthe show, i TRIED to show Pat the Pokemon video i've been promoting ever so much, but LUCK was soo against it! Com suddenly load veeerry slowly... hhahaha.. confirm got some kinda spy ware liao lar..

heheheh... and back to pat again, thx for listening to my "reviews" for the contestants ya! Guess you cud tell usually nobody gives much of a hooot to what I think of them. HAHAHA! So far only my mum noes who I like the most and ur the 2nd person la! and who i dun like... who's the best female/ male vocalists etc etc... HeheH!! (coz in class practically no one to discuss with >.<)

Pffft =P

Den at 9pm Pat left left for home le. but not before going to lot 1 to return books first. So afetr she left, I happily msgedKah Hwee.

Me: Hey hey! Just now pat came up for dinner leh! hahah, so happy to hav someone eat wad i cook. she say next her turn to cook. den we go her hse. Heehee..

Kah: haha. I just reached Cck! I oso wan to eat!

Next second:
Kah: I see pat!

Me: Haha! OMG! I was gonna tell you dat!

Kah: I was thinking Abt that when i read your msg. Den sudenly pat appeared. haha.

Me to Pat: Tell Kah how nice was de food! Haha!

Pat: Haha! I think I did =P

HAhahahahaha..
Oh ya, pat kept asking questions and I kept toking to myself over the flame... HAhaha, quite hilarious and I realised it myself. Pat oso said I kept saying, " I'm gonna stab you!" I think it's becoz she got too many comments le la!
Had sucha wonderful, HOMELY time! Yeah!

Piggy, tigger and pooh

yay! went to terrorise Lot one's Mac and I.P. zone... Hahaha, thx to Piggy toh the 15-year-old terrorr... laughed and laughed in Mac, disturbed evryone in a 50 feet radius.

Most outsanding conversations:
Pat: I'm very full!
ME: You very sai arh!
Piggy: Haha! "very sai"?! U very crude leh!
ME: HahahahA!! Look who's talking
Pat: *dun find it funny* I only said one word, you all say so much!
Piggy: Ahahha!
ME: *repeat whole conversation*

Pat: outside got alot of Ah bengs leh!
Me: see they got photo shoot
Pat: they taking photos meh??
Me: you see! dun look like taking photos meh?! all sit got pose wan!
Pat and pig: HAhahaHA!
ME: U take ur cam go dere lor. den say "ok ready arh, 1 2 3!" (Pat and Kah *hahahahaha*) den send to police station.
All: AAhHahaHAha!

Wad happened to ur laughter huh Pig? changed alot leh! sofarni wan.

And on behalf of the staff of I.P. zone, I would like to thank you. For not going there AGAIN to frighted off their customers! Hahaha.. siao cha bor. wait til u see the testi i'm gonna write for u! let me remind u first, wad u said to the salesgirl...

"Oh you buy already huh? Den I dowan liao."
"Dat color arh? dun nid la, dun nid to give her, she wun like one!"

*we all shoving ard to take a good look at some clothes, finally managed to squeeze piggy out of da way*
Auntie customer: Aiyo:) behind got pple leh!
Pat: See la! block ppple...
Auntie customer: Yah, her butt is bit big.. =D
Piggy: *stepppingt back* herm! *looks at child following her* I bully your son arh!
Auntie: *stepping away from display cart* aiyo aiyo, you win you win! I let you...

tsk tsk tsk.. kah hwee...

next target, K box staff ok? ;D

Disasters...

Real life disasters... Seen today's news? It's like the making of Final Destination 4. This crane carrying a load of 185 tonne load toppled and crushed 3 persons. A Chinese national, an Indian national and a Singaporean.

In the midst of its topple, the load knocked into the Indian grandfather standing on the oil rig, and the tip of the crane, smashed into the Chinese man on the ground. The Singaporean,also a grandfather, was in his excavator when the load crashed down on it...

Sick. Bloody sick.

I can only hope they all died instantly, especially the S'porean and the Chinese man la... such a load topple onto them... can't even start to imagine if they were crushed and pinned under, but still alive and awaiting help. like my dad said, everything inside them would have been flattened... den still breathing... *shudders* And the S'porean man, i can imagine, didn't even see it coming la since the load LANDED on him. I was telling my parents, this kind of freak accident, the person wun even know what hit him. Maybe die already oso dunnoe... Poor man.

There must have been something wrong with the crane. Maybe it was over due for checks and reservicing, if not, how can a crane just "snap"?! my god this kind of things do happen ok... and today's news is not the worst case scenario of machinery overdue for servicing.

2 days ago, i watched Discovery Channel. It was about plane-crash investigations wan... In yr 2000 this Alaska airline 216, crashed into the Pacific (i think). None of its 88 passengers survived. It was really quite horrific, the reanactment...

Something went wrong with the stabilizer.... The stabilizer is for controlling the up and down movement of the plane. if it tilts down, the plane tilts up and vice versa. Thru'out the flight, it's spins up and down a jackscrew.

So what happened was it was overdue for servicing/ oiling for TWO YEARS.

Supposedly the airline started to cut costs abt 5 fives back before this freak accident... it began to drastically increase flights number per day, THUS DRASTICALLY DECREASING the amount of routine checks inbetween flights etc etc.

By the time flight 216 took off, the jackscrew had so little or NO OIL at all, that it practically TORE OFF THE THREADS (IRON ridges that run down the screw) AND GOT stuck permanently in the UP position... So.. you can imagine wtf happened to the plane... It nose dived from the sky, plummeted at 350km/h towards the ocean and exploded into smithereens - none of the bodies recovery are intact :'(

The worst thing was, all the passengers and crew were conscious and all la.. not like there was any fire on board or it crashed with another aircraft or something. when it nose dived for 60s, it also Inverted so they were like hanging upside down from their seats, screaming and praying. But nothing was gonna save them la since the jackscrew was like gone beyond hope...

And til the very last minute, the pilots tried everything they could to control the plane. They were 2 old guys... but they never knew what happened even til their last moments- ground control can go and eat SHIT coz that guy depicted had only a manual to refer to.

When he couldn't find a possible explaination and solution for those pilots when they contacted him during sos, he went, "Erm, you can try anything u want, it's ok with me..." Then the 2 pilots turned to each other with a doomed look...

wah biang, quite upset after the show... because 'twas very real la. the pilot were so pitiful, having to see the ocean come up at their faces and there was nothing else they could do. The passengers were so terrified, probably wishing to die before they hit the earth. It must have really been like a cursed roller-coaster ride to hell literally- the way the plane just keep plummeting down upside down foreva...

Good laughs.

yay.

went for orientation with shups and tiff at the ritz yesterday. hahaha! had alot of laughs.. tiff la! wah lao... I kept having to look away from her to prevent myself from snorting and sniggering in the room man. I only remembered a few funny stuff that happened. The "moaning part" and "mostache" and some of the hokkien stuff he said. I'll always rmb how it was to hear him pronounce mourning as "moaning". Dammit, I KNEW he said something wrong, but cudn't quite put my finger on it.. Was frowning slightly and thinking "what is it what is it.." And then it suddenly hits me. I spin around with my lips pressed and shot a 'horrified' look at Tiff

Then the sniggering fits started (all ovr again).It's SO XIN KU OK! HAD to Um chio half the bloody time, fearing the speaker might hear us and feel offended or ambarrassed... And to add to the torture, the guys behind us oso very lame la, kept saying dumb things AND letting us overhear!

And and and... nearing the end of the talk, he was telling us about presentation of food on the table.

He told us, common-sensically, that in a western meal the main 'dish' (eg. the beef) should face the guest la.. but if you set it down wrongly, u cannot turn it the right way around in front of the guest! SO for the rest of the table, you'll have to set it in the SAME WRONG WAY.

Then I raised my eyebrow and gave him the wide eye look... And he saw leh! So he said laughed and said "why, why you gimme dat look?" HAHAHA!

Den I so paiseh! Dunnoe whr to look! turned to look and tiff, and giggled but dunnoe if she knew he was refering to me anot... HAHAHAHAHA!

when the presentating ended, he asked, "U all noe how to go out anot?"

We all said NO.

He said "Hahaha. Follow the crowd."

Me: O.0

Tiff: But the crowd doesn't noe!

So anyway, we made our way out on our own... so one big group entered a dark stairwell and descended into the unknown... haha lame... so ok. the front off the "queue" reach the bottom. then EH? Cannot open the door. Locked one. So headed back up again. and.. EH?! Locked also!! How the hell did that happened?? wah lao. den abit chua dio... was thinking, at least we got the security's number...

But den the guys behind us balek kampong AGAIN and found this exit at along the route we passed! Quite freaky if you were there.. like, how come we missed dat arh dat kind of feeling. And I thot to myself (what a wonderful world~) if there had been a fire, we'd be dead by den...

YAY! we made it out. Den we had ice cream in the dunnoe wad name shopping mall. Marina Sq Shopping centre izzit? Haha... Yeah! TIff had rum and raisin, shups had strawberry and dark choc. I had butterscotch and dark choc too... like first time eat such plain flavours leh =S Everyone makes bad choices sometimes la..

HAHAHAHA! DEN in the city hall station, I spotted an American flag on the floor!!! They didn't see it leh.. I dunnoe who can miss dat. Somemore nobody around us. So I grabbed shuping and went, "Eeeeeeeeyeeer~! Ya'all noe wads on the floor anot??!!" just as shuping was stepping OVER it. Den she looked up in horror. HAHAHAHA!

Then we all went "GAGA" over it... Shups was just stumped- and kept asking qtns like "Whad wassit doin dere? I din even noe wad it was until u asked me!!" I just squirmed and squinted for the first few mins la.. like my face permanently in that after-drinking-strong-lemon-juice state. After which I just kept laughing... amidst saying So ER XIN!!

but tiff said, but U pointed it out to us wot. And I said "NO I didn't POINT, i just went Eeeeeeeeeyer! ya'all mnoe wads on the floor anot?!" Hahaha! Shuping quite asking, "Zuo Mo hui diao chu lai??!! (Why will drop out wan??!!)"

Tiff said the girl must have been wearing a G-STRING... damnmit! ahahahhahahaahaaaaaa... then shups said "So she was wearing a SKIRT?!! -lucky i dun wear skirts." AAAAHAHAHAHAHA. Den even after shups and I got into the train, we were stillll toking abt it!! ALL THE WAY TO BOUNA VISTA !! AHAHAHHAA!

We quite gross la...discussed how we would have reacted if it were us, and BETTER, what THAT GIRL might have done!! Nearly laughed myself silly at some points. "She's soooo Stooopid!" went shups "Den wudn't she be "dripping all the way home?!" HAhahahaha... think abt it, the million dollar qtn: what wud YOU DO in times of a crisis LYK DIS?

Btw, IF there's ANYONE out there that up til NOW doesn't get what we're refering to.... Alamak. WHAT ELSE (other than the American flag) IS RED WHITE AND BLUE?!(and can be found under a girl skirt.. =S)