Pat Chop

OMG! I just had the best evening in like duno how many years!!! And it wasn't even with a guy, Sheeesh.

I invited Pat up for dinner - a pork chop weatern dinner! (Altho she might not hav considered it a full course western dinner as she kept saying her mum makes soup and chips and etc with western meals) That was after Kah couldn't make it 'coz was chatting with her about Pat's party and presents and what not... den i msged pat abt kah not being able to make it.. and Voila!

This are the funny sms (i find) btw us:

Me: hey ah pat, so ur party is confirm confirm right? Coz Kah like cannot go le :( jus informing you la.. I'm cooking Western Pork Chop dinner now! HEhehe.

Pat: Ya confirm wan. You making Pork Chop now?!

Me: Ya ya. now nobody at home somemore.. You wanna come arh? ;P

Pat: Ok! See you later! lol!

Me: Really de mah!? Yay, I'm serious de hor.. You serious oso?

Pat: Ya I'm serious!

After a while,
Me: Hey I got extra pork chop. U staying for dinner? =D

Pat: Okie!

So she came to my house and asked, asked, asked and asked! Wah like interview like dat!! yah, interviewer at Celeb's house lydat. HAHAHAHA!

Hey why dis is here. Is this working? How long have you put it out here? Got use before one anot? (this is only for the microwave oven!)

Very curious fellow in my house... everything explore.. THE MOMENT SHE CAME INTO MY HOUSE, she started asking liao. Hey why you got new tortoise? Where you get one? How come the shell lydat? where's the others? You got shower them anot? and so on and so forth...

HAHAHAHA... but get this straight, I dun find it irritating ok Pat? =D *big smile*

And I wanna thank you oso... for reminding me to keep the clothes (altho I already started cooking- can't imagine if u weren't there!), for KEEPING the clothes for me, for helping me tell when the pork is cooked enuf, for sharing with me the secrets to Poppin' corn, for telling me how long to cook potato (pretty darn long i'd say!), AND for washing the dishes!

But most of all thanx for giving me face for my cooking arh! So glad you could make it here tonight leh! MUACX! Kah, you'll definitely have your chance too, not to fear!! Ahahah!

Then after dinner was 40 mins digestion time in my room... Pat told me her aspirations about starting a very special highly-target-market-oriented shop... hehehe. Shhhh, she scared pple steal her idea worrr.. HAhahaha! Goood. Maybe when i graduate from SP and you allow/ need my help, I can help u plan and manage it man!

Ok digest finish, time for AMERICAN IDOL!!! YIPPEEEE!!! Awhile after the show started, my bro quickly zao into his room. I wonder if it was us being too chatty, or was it just pat's singing... AHahahahhaha! Just kidding ok? You sanng pretty well arh... We did some duets too! I remember the song artiste le!

Kylie Minogue!! Told 'ya she was an australian..

"Come'on and dancee with me~ Yaaa.. Slow..."!

Hehehe... "Crazy little thing called LOVE~! CRAZY LITTLE THING CALLED LOVE!!" *at this point my bro shud be sniggering very hard in his room.* And WE Will ROCK EU!

Hey, so rmb arh, at k box, ask for Queens' Songs Babe!~!

*Bravo to Taylor, Paris, Chris, Elliot etc! Ya'all rocked tonite!!*

In the midst ofthe show, i TRIED to show Pat the Pokemon video i've been promoting ever so much, but LUCK was soo against it! Com suddenly load veeerry slowly... hhahaha.. confirm got some kinda spy ware liao lar..

heheheh... and back to pat again, thx for listening to my "reviews" for the contestants ya! Guess you cud tell usually nobody gives much of a hooot to what I think of them. HAHAHA! So far only my mum noes who I like the most and ur the 2nd person la! and who i dun like... who's the best female/ male vocalists etc etc... HeheH!! (coz in class practically no one to discuss with >.<)

Pffft =P

Den at 9pm Pat left left for home le. but not before going to lot 1 to return books first. So afetr she left, I happily msgedKah Hwee.

Me: Hey hey! Just now pat came up for dinner leh! hahah, so happy to hav someone eat wad i cook. she say next her turn to cook. den we go her hse. Heehee..

Kah: haha. I just reached Cck! I oso wan to eat!

Next second:
Kah: I see pat!

Me: Haha! OMG! I was gonna tell you dat!

Kah: I was thinking Abt that when i read your msg. Den sudenly pat appeared. haha.

Me to Pat: Tell Kah how nice was de food! Haha!

Pat: Haha! I think I did =P

HAhahahahaha..
Oh ya, pat kept asking questions and I kept toking to myself over the flame... HAhaha, quite hilarious and I realised it myself. Pat oso said I kept saying, " I'm gonna stab you!" I think it's becoz she got too many comments le la!
Had sucha wonderful, HOMELY time! Yeah!

Piggy, tigger and pooh

yay! went to terrorise Lot one's Mac and I.P. zone... Hahaha, thx to Piggy toh the 15-year-old terrorr... laughed and laughed in Mac, disturbed evryone in a 50 feet radius.

Most outsanding conversations:
Pat: I'm very full!
ME: You very sai arh!
Piggy: Haha! "very sai"?! U very crude leh!
ME: HahahahA!! Look who's talking
Pat: *dun find it funny* I only said one word, you all say so much!
Piggy: Ahahha!
ME: *repeat whole conversation*

Pat: outside got alot of Ah bengs leh!
Me: see they got photo shoot
Pat: they taking photos meh??
Me: you see! dun look like taking photos meh?! all sit got pose wan!
Pat and pig: HAhahaHA!
ME: U take ur cam go dere lor. den say "ok ready arh, 1 2 3!" (Pat and Kah *hahahahaha*) den send to police station.
All: AAhHahaHAha!

Wad happened to ur laughter huh Pig? changed alot leh! sofarni wan.

And on behalf of the staff of I.P. zone, I would like to thank you. For not going there AGAIN to frighted off their customers! Hahaha.. siao cha bor. wait til u see the testi i'm gonna write for u! let me remind u first, wad u said to the salesgirl...

"Oh you buy already huh? Den I dowan liao."
"Dat color arh? dun nid la, dun nid to give her, she wun like one!"

*we all shoving ard to take a good look at some clothes, finally managed to squeeze piggy out of da way*
Auntie customer: Aiyo:) behind got pple leh!
Pat: See la! block ppple...
Auntie customer: Yah, her butt is bit big.. =D
Piggy: *stepppingt back* herm! *looks at child following her* I bully your son arh!
Auntie: *stepping away from display cart* aiyo aiyo, you win you win! I let you...

tsk tsk tsk.. kah hwee...

next target, K box staff ok? ;D

Disasters...

Real life disasters... Seen today's news? It's like the making of Final Destination 4. This crane carrying a load of 185 tonne load toppled and crushed 3 persons. A Chinese national, an Indian national and a Singaporean.

In the midst of its topple, the load knocked into the Indian grandfather standing on the oil rig, and the tip of the crane, smashed into the Chinese man on the ground. The Singaporean,also a grandfather, was in his excavator when the load crashed down on it...

Sick. Bloody sick.

I can only hope they all died instantly, especially the S'porean and the Chinese man la... such a load topple onto them... can't even start to imagine if they were crushed and pinned under, but still alive and awaiting help. like my dad said, everything inside them would have been flattened... den still breathing... *shudders* And the S'porean man, i can imagine, didn't even see it coming la since the load LANDED on him. I was telling my parents, this kind of freak accident, the person wun even know what hit him. Maybe die already oso dunnoe... Poor man.

There must have been something wrong with the crane. Maybe it was over due for checks and reservicing, if not, how can a crane just "snap"?! my god this kind of things do happen ok... and today's news is not the worst case scenario of machinery overdue for servicing.

2 days ago, i watched Discovery Channel. It was about plane-crash investigations wan... In yr 2000 this Alaska airline 216, crashed into the Pacific (i think). None of its 88 passengers survived. It was really quite horrific, the reanactment...

Something went wrong with the stabilizer.... The stabilizer is for controlling the up and down movement of the plane. if it tilts down, the plane tilts up and vice versa. Thru'out the flight, it's spins up and down a jackscrew.

So what happened was it was overdue for servicing/ oiling for TWO YEARS.

Supposedly the airline started to cut costs abt 5 fives back before this freak accident... it began to drastically increase flights number per day, THUS DRASTICALLY DECREASING the amount of routine checks inbetween flights etc etc.

By the time flight 216 took off, the jackscrew had so little or NO OIL at all, that it practically TORE OFF THE THREADS (IRON ridges that run down the screw) AND GOT stuck permanently in the UP position... So.. you can imagine wtf happened to the plane... It nose dived from the sky, plummeted at 350km/h towards the ocean and exploded into smithereens - none of the bodies recovery are intact :'(

The worst thing was, all the passengers and crew were conscious and all la.. not like there was any fire on board or it crashed with another aircraft or something. when it nose dived for 60s, it also Inverted so they were like hanging upside down from their seats, screaming and praying. But nothing was gonna save them la since the jackscrew was like gone beyond hope...

And til the very last minute, the pilots tried everything they could to control the plane. They were 2 old guys... but they never knew what happened even til their last moments- ground control can go and eat SHIT coz that guy depicted had only a manual to refer to.

When he couldn't find a possible explaination and solution for those pilots when they contacted him during sos, he went, "Erm, you can try anything u want, it's ok with me..." Then the 2 pilots turned to each other with a doomed look...

wah biang, quite upset after the show... because 'twas very real la. the pilot were so pitiful, having to see the ocean come up at their faces and there was nothing else they could do. The passengers were so terrified, probably wishing to die before they hit the earth. It must have really been like a cursed roller-coaster ride to hell literally- the way the plane just keep plummeting down upside down foreva...