Monday blurs

I caught myself laughing at something sadistic again man!

Lethal Weapon 4 was on TV just a few minutes ago. Den as Jet Li was pinching Mel Gibson's throat, Mel Gibson reach over and tried to press Jet Li's eyes into his sockets....

U imagine this tense moment, where good guy and bad guy are fighting to the death.... then suddenly, my laughter cracked the atmosphere.

0.o

Anyway, today I showcased my blurrest side ever in the history of being a student of SP!!! Waaahhh the RWPS report. I didn't realise I missed out so many things until the last freaking 5 minutes of submition lor!

(OH MY FREAKING GAWD! I just rmb must upload the middle section of the report to BB!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! THANK GOODNESS I BLOG LAR!!! NOO, thank goodness for YILIN!!! COs we talking abt our blogs den I thot of bloggin de!)

Nuts nuts nuts....

Back to this morning's chaotic-ness.

First of all, when I went to school at 8am, there were still some parts that needed to be filled in one...

secondly, when pple were starting to print and file their reports, I was like "SHIT!! I didn't bring anything to file it leh! Luckily my bag abit of Xiao Ding Dang's pouch la, so i found one ulu ulu slot-in spine for it...

Next, I happily printed my report le. After I retreived it, EH! no colour sia! Ok, print again and shuping station at the printer to help me retreive... 2 minutes later, still nothing came out leh! Tried again.. Wah laaoo! Credit not enuf! by 2 cents or so lor! Kns...

Ok den I reduce the number of coloured pages la... and printed...

By now winnie and limin oso buzzing over me liao. Coz I like most screwed up one. And den I saw somebody's questionnaire sticking out of their report.... And I went "EHH!? Questionnaire must print de arh?! AHHH!!! Shuping!!! Help Me Help ME! My thumbdrive dun have the Questionnaire LEH!"

As Limni flipped thru my report, "EHHH!!?? Where's your Cover letter?! THEN how come u dun have citation wan!?" "There behind have mah!" "Must be in Harvard style de!!!"

ARRGGHHHHHHHHHHHH~! Ke siao liao...

In the end she magnanimously just printed for me two of her citations to attach to my report =D

AARHAHAHAHAHA~

HO SEH ARH


Got friends like these, not bad at all hor????

I still owe them a treat for today's help. Here's the black and white. HEhehe. But usually I treat pple to things I like to eat myself. So they can probably expect to get Oily, Chocolate Donuts from store no. 2 as a thank you gift. HHAHAA!!

THEN HOOORR!!!!

I noticed that the WHOLE CLASS DAMN SHAGGED TODAY LEH! EVERYBODY's eyes half closed... We even seemed to possess the ability to sleep standing up lor...

During PTH tutorial, Ms Chen made us stand ard her as she explained the organisation chart we put together. She sat there and toked for what seemed like half an hour. As fatigued slowly started to overcome us, I spotted at least 3 persons standing with their eyes closed after 15mins...

You dun think they rest are paying attention hor! The rest are one level higher ok! They sleep with their eyes OPEN and standing up at the same time! Then 2 persons, yixiang and yingling ji tao sit down behind the tr and slept le... Shuping and I like wavering over where we stood. Half asleep la. But den I kept awake by TRYING to answer her questions.

Damn farni.. I hope nobody noiced me umchio-ing.

After she finished talking hor, everybody dragged their feet back to their seats- yingling's entire group put their heads on the table and slept leh! like the tr not there lydat! >.<>

Really dat draining was the day.

But soon, we went on to talk abt paranormal happenings with yilin and waileng with JS and weibin eavesdropping at the back... haha.

Luckily I napped for 2 hours upon reaching home... if not, i wudn't have the chance to talk to yilin, wudn't have the chance to blog AND WUDN'T HAVE THE CHANCE TO RMB TO UPLOAD RWPS!!!

Beyond salvation

Oh man, I did it again. I laughed at Yilin AGAIN.

So terrible! But I couldn't control myself!

She was telling us how she hit her head when she fell down the stairs in Primary school. She said she visiting her relatives in Indonesia and was doing some kui-xin-shi near the stair wells with her uncle's stuff.

Suddenly, her uncle came over and said, "What are you doing?" and she got startled. Den the story follows, as told by her:

"I stood up and stepped back a few times and fell down the first flight of stairs... then at the end of it, I trid to stand up but lost my balance again and fell down the second plight of stairs,"

Then I spontaneously went, "ARRHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!" Rocking the whole canteen with my laughter.

SHIT RIIIIGHT... Something is terribly wrong with me, isn't it? *Up til the moment I typed THIS, I was still choking on my laughter leh.

The girls at my table all looked at me with a disgusted face. I'm not proud when I say this ok. I'm sorry. I'm really really SORRY!

I only sort of calmed down abit when Yilin said their hospitals were SOOOO lousy, they didn't have plasters or bandages. They stuck Scotch Tape on her head.

And then I BURST UP laughing again leh! GOodnesS!

I had this picture in my mind: it was a VERY pitiful girl in an horrendous situation YET my brain subconsciously translated my empathy into laughter. I was like scrunging up my face amidst laughing at the same time.

So remorsely for my outburst... I really THAT mixed up. But I'm extremely sure if something bad happens to a human being infront of me, I wouldn't laugh lor. really, really.

Then in Pirates of the Caribbean, when the bloody crow got blown up by Captain Jack, I didn't even had the time to be frightened lor. My reflex action was again and not surprisingly to LAUGH. I laughed whole-heartedly and loudly in the fully-seated Cine threatre.

I didn't realised if I was the only one laughing anot la. I just know that while others were reeling from shock, I was still laughing... until disgusted Wanyi started to laugh abit too... at me la. -Happened twice in the movie (at least ba).

Yup, so please be understanding la. Next time if U think I'm laughnig AT you, I'm actually really sympathizing with U; and if I show you a sympathetic face, MAYBE I'm laughing at you inside.

OH ya, then most of the time if I go, "WAH!" at something u showed me, I'm actually saying it looks ugly or something- not impressed by it. then "Eeeeee!" means I find what u show me cute or I simply like it. ;)

The karate pole

I finally heard something more hilarious than shuping's method of destressing... that is;

Yilin's plight of being treated as a karate pole by her p1 brother when she was p6.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Nearly laughed my toes off in the foodcourt today... I keep picturing her getting hit my her bro and cudn't stop laughing. Imagined her being a pole and her imp of a brother dishing out blows at her...

Laughed and laughed and laughed until Jingmei offered me Yilin's tissue- coz I was tearing already. >.<>