Story 1:
Last Sunday, I was in a public toilet wif 2 other women. Den 1 man walked in. Dressed lyk triad boss ('s lackey), he peered around thru his humongous 90's dark glasses. me and the other women kept staring at him -wide-eyed. he looks tipsy. THis is probaly wad went thru his mind:
Eh? this male toilet sooo strange wan... why no urinals huh?
Hmm, is it in the cubicles? Or beside them?
Then he walked in further. Two of us STiLL staring.
Why got women in here? why dey look at me til lydat?
hai ya, can't tahan liao leh.
heck care la, use the cubicle lor...
Then he stepped into one, close the door and ermmm.. Finished his sml buziness, came out, adjusted his belt, washed his hands and left the female toilet. Den i tink he went around lookin for a 100% Male toilet.
Wah, din noe i eat glass grow up the leh...
Story2:
And hav u been to lot 1 basement's newly renovated toilet? I went dere juz now wif my granny following behind me. I turned right at the female toilet sign. then a short left. then a short right. then i saw a urinal. Shit.
There was a guy at the far end of a row of basin styling his hair, styling his hair! Faster cheong out. My granny oso blur diao. I looked at the toilet sign again. WTH, correct leh!. Nvm, see the "male" toilet.
NO URINALS!
Then my granny ask de the cleaning CL (cleaning lady), "OI! why ur the toilet all mixed up... whr the female wan?!"
CL: This one is MAlE! THAT one is FEMALE.
ME: NOO, THAT is MALE
CL:(acting smart) U see dis (pointing to the sign) Tell me dis is male or female?
ME:( *WTF, NOBODY ATTITUDES ME!*) U GO SEE LOR~!
Then she stormed to the female toilet. Stepped in confidently. The Vain Guy (VG) STILL Dere!
CL: OI! WAD U TINK U DOIN! DIS WAN IS FEMALE TOILET LA!
Me: Wads tt urinal doin dere?!
CL: Dats for little boys la! (hu follow their mums in)
VG: SORRISORRI, i dinnoe!
