It NEARLY happened.
I neeearly went to tell a teacher off. It was the Last lecture of the day. And the teacher was late. ALWAYS teach soooo s.l.o.w.l.y already, still arrive ten minutes late- it's not the first time.
At the start of the lecture, she already said something that made me "sian diao" . Because she openly admitted that we were THREE lectures behind other groups. I was like "HUH?!"
She said it like it's some trophy slogan.
Then she went on about how stressed she is, how she would return to her office every week, how she would throw her things on her table, how she would *crap* *crap* *crap* *crap!*
Harlow! FreakiN' START already!!!~
She's always doooing that!!! Telling us ALL the redundant and irrelevant stuff... Sometimes she's 'entertaining', cracking things up so we would "better understand and remember" the topic.
At the end of her pr*yer, she said So, can we speed up today?
God, I stared at the ceiling.
Yeah Right. Like you're really capable of that.
Guess what. By the time the lecture ended, the second lecture group was hounding us at the door. YOU SEE LA! Pple already so 可怜 U know! 5PM Lecture... You still wanna delay them!
I think she's the only talented few who can use 45 mins to go through two and a quarter pages (including her arriving late), then another 20 mins for another two. And also the delusional few who's afraid her leacture speed would leave us biting the dust (of the LT carpeting). Please la, at the rate you're going, people are chewing on the binds of their lecture notes praying you'd hurry the freak up. And dee most entertaining few who would smile SO gleefully at the end of the lecture- becoz they've finished what they planned to cover. If all the other module lecturers did that, SB'll be called Kee Siao sch sooner then you can say "P&L Statement".
During her very first lecture, she said "You wun be able to understand 100% of what the lecture is about. Maybe only about __%. But when you go back and read through, and then do your tutorials, it should become 80%. And hopefully when U revise for your exams, u'll understand 100%"
At that time, I was thinking...
Mmmh, This tr is something.
Well, I not exactly wrong now.
Arg. Why am I so mean today, slashing out at her...
*WHY SO MANY INEFFECIENT TEACHERS THIS SEM... WHY?!!*