So much to post, so little time!!!
Today was hilariuos! Tiffany did and said so many things that amused me today. Diseased frogs, her "motivations", her fat-fits, her facial contortions, her drawings, her shirt size ;D... so on and so forth.
When I said today, I meant from 12 am onwards ok! Siao la! To-day started at 12-freakin'-45 am!!! OH MY GOoder-ness... That Wanyi ... CAlled me leh. Ask econs question 5 min, then machined-gunned for 30 mins! Then inbetween her wants-to-hang up, she'd say, "Aiyah, I wanna study liao la, see lar u distract me!" This kind of person oso exist.... Hahaha.
So I lent her my poor suffering ears (juz kiddin!) and then talked for over 35mins... until, the line went dead. My card no more balance!!! ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I attempts to sms her also Failed! Then I frantically searched for a new top up card, and then, I dunnoe WAD overcame me - I called her back! I can't believe myself either. Because of her phone call, I already depleted my first card but for some incredulous reason, I called her back for more chatzzz. HAhaha, Wanyi your voice too sweet le! ARhahahaa...
Anyway, the second call lasted a brief 8 mins -thereabout. So I immediately called the service hotline to check my card balance again. ShuCKs! "your card balance is- $14.01." What the freak!? 8mins for $3.99? 还有天理 吗?!
So in the end, we decided that being late for MOB is beta than never... I suggested we get "enough" sleep, meet up at 9am and expect to be late for 30mins. Hahahaa, we're rebelling, contrary to wanyi's believe (that this sem, less pple are skipping classes).
MOB was WEIRD today. For one, she didn't let us go on time but early. Felt quite great la. Then that 2 went off on the sly again, so it was down to me tiff n wanyi for lunch.
So, I went for Mediterranean food. Then Tiff resisted the tempation of food for like NEARLY an hour. The whole process was hilarious. She said she and her sis like to pick "larger-sized" pple to have lunch with. Calls them "motivation to not eat". I get it, but still I'm like huh?! Hahaha, apparently, staring at a fat-counter part would disgust you enough to put you off from finshing your food. Then while she tries to refrain herself from thinking abt the western foodstall, she also keeps looking around for "motivations", and subsequently, cracking me up la!
At one point, both of us turn towards the same direction and saw a rather plump girl. Then tiffany turned towards me, smiled and uncontrollably blurted "Motivation." From then now, I laughed my jaws off. The same plump girl then went off to the Western food stall and tiffany was like "Wah Lao... ..." HAHAHAHA. Again she looks for "healthier motivations" hahaha, I dunnoe if thats wads she's doing anot la... Then she sees another one, and goes "Ahh, Motivation" again. And I kept cracking up! I always die under these sorta one-word punchlines, since sec sch. Someone can say that one word, that made me laugh on day one, for the whole and I would still laugh... Like Weipei's shrill "Ben nai-nai~!"
Then she also talked abt her shirt size. She said hers was m or l. "Notice that the sleeves are quite tight... hahaha... 'coz there's this bump here (tracing the meat above her biceps). People always me ask what's your shirt size arh? Den I tell them L. Den they say but U don't look like you wear L leh..."
Immediately after she ended this sentence, she did a rather frantic flicking of her hand. left-right-left-right. I thot what was that abt? Then I realise she was trying to do the slapping action! I exploded in laughing fits again... becoz, the way I do the slapping action is in slow-mo. I'd grab the invisible collar of an annoying kid and slap.. slap.. slap.. Whereas Tiff's slap-slap-slap-slap. U wudn't have seen it coming either.
Then I tried to persuade her to buy food too becoz I can see she's losing her battle wth temptation. I told her to go get it before she loses it. I clenched my fists, gritted my teeth like her did when she saw the western foodstall without a queue. then I shook my arms like I had a fit. This back fired becoz instead of me making fun of her, I became the one laughing like crazy when she did it back, and personalised it by calling it "Fat-fits" HAHAHAHA!
I kept laughing like sam-seng kia thruout lunch until the crowds came in and a group of boys from our lecture grp sat next to our table...
Went for ITAB next. Aye, it's such a drag even to think abt it...
Den after that, "teabreak" for an hour. That's when the coke-delirious Tiffany started to 'pick' on me. First, I cudn't fin my coke, but she kept making the "gulg gulg gulg" sound FOOLISHLY thinking it'd help me drink it all up!" Hai..... Then she pointed out my peeling tattoo. And called it a skin disease. Hahaha, very farni.
Den she bought dark chocolate,"which aids digestion" she said. I popped one in my mouth. she said something again, and the when I tried to speak, the chocolate spurted or dribbled out of my mouth. whatever happened, she saw it and the harm was done. That's when she called me a frog. And went "ribbit- Ribbit". That's not the best part OK!! She said,
"You DISEASED FROG arh U Hahaha, wear green somemore! Arhahaha..."
My hands just flew towards her throat man!! Feel like throttling her to stop her gibberish nonsense... Then she asked me, did I find it funny or insulting? I said Funnily insulting la...Then on, she kept contorting her face into freak formations!!! Tiffany! U and ur sick shit! Hahaha. The image of your pyscotic tongue-thrashing, sexual redition of 'foaming-at-the-mouth-anger will haunt (and tickle) me for the rest of my adulhood! Some advice for ur arh, dun keep pushing ur eyelids back into your sockets. It DOESN'T work like that!! (U'll need thumbtucks btw) Stop it before it gets stuck that way and scares the nut-lights out of everyone walking past...
the 30 mins we stood waiting for econs beside the stairway, she entertained us lykdat.
Ahhhh, have been typing this entry for so long! I can't exactly rmb what else the coke-crackpot said to crack ME up, and lose interest in mugging Econs... HAhaha. Til next time!
