The academic year is coming to a close for me. Actually, today's the last day off school and next week's study break, then the *forbidden word* period. So I'll randomly jot down a few of the many funny moments I had in school.
Today: did accpac crap with Horny Owl. SOO Farni!!! We tried our luck with it from 12nn.. OMy Gawd, booking a stupid decent com was reaally trying enough. then, had to amend the whole screwed batch listings sheytte again... Then aiya, cannot la, better to begin from scratch lor. amazingly Horny the pro, could nearly do everything wivout looking at the instructions. So I was like Huh?! U do la, u do la... Ya noe why? Because Horny doesn't have thumbdrive, so every accpac lesson while everyone does with the teacher step by step, she'll run thru the ENTIRE sheeytty process on her own. HAHAHAHA!
so I tried and tried to get the transaction and wadever sheytte repOttes corrected and Horny tried and tried to book a com beside me. Hahaha, because she didn't bring her notes... Then we were rummaging thru the wadever drives then she said, "Aye, got CD arh?" I said no, coz I didn't see anything. then she ejected the C drive... There a CD lies, as cold as steel... haha, no lar, trying to be poetic.
"See got anything inside anot," and she proceeded to close the C drive.
I went, "Eh! Don't anyhow hor.." fearing wad ulu programs it would run
Horny said, "NOo, we might be able to get the owner's information la!"
Then suddenly, "AYE! (I hopped) It's empty!". and she started laughing...
I asked her what izzit? She said "you" and mimicked what how I hopped...
Then, at 2, I finished! HOHOHO then it was so-called HOrny's turn to use my com to do hers. But no, she had to find a short cut. So she went thru the files trying to find a leak in the system... Haha, like a terrorist on the prowl... Oops, sensitive issue? but it didn't tell her long to find what she wanted. HAHAHA, it was like "EH! Can change name one lor!" ... ...
After printing out, we went to look for Krishna! -our teacher, not the.. ok, nvm. to our DISSappointment, the ans was wrong OK!? Oh ya, den something even stranger happened. we were talking to Krishna and I forgot what he said, but I shot Horny a look. Then for DUNO WAD REASON, that threw her into a frenzy giggling-fit! She tried to turn away but Krishna asked her wads the matter, so she faced him again.. I was still listening to what he was saying. Then I sat down and so did Horny, but she was still laughing! Until cannot. So paiseh la! the teacher explaining stuff and den this ferler laugh and laugh... and I also laughed at how she laughed. Next she excused herself from the room and went outside to laugh to her heart's content. When she came back in, she was still abit laugh-struck.
Anyway, we copied down the model answer the teacher showed us and left again to re-REdo. Outside I asked her what she was laughing about again.
She began with "You didn't hear meh? When I asked him 'So how many accounts should there be?" Then he went, '... then, you.. double click... double click...' Someone more like abit slow lydat...
It's like you ask someone What did you eat for breakfast? Then the person say 'Cereal'. Then 'When did you have breakfast?' 'Cereal' Hahahaha! (she laughs)Or 'What did you eat for breakfast?' 'Cereal' 'When did you have breakfast?' 'Open the box, pour out the cereal, pour in the milk...'
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Thats NOT the end of the story!!! Shit la, this time must getit by hook or by crook... then went to book another com 01... went into the room... EH?! how come got someone using our com?! Hai I dun wanna waste time le, so went straight to book another one. Horny's booking was still on the screen and her booking was correct mah! Anyway, I got 03. So we sat down and plotted. I mean, contemplated. Problem: Only Batch 1 was correct. Batch 2 was "deleted". Batch 3 and 4 contained the same transactions, were posted, BUT neither could be deleted!
Horny the pro went about her ways and analyzed the options for cheating, i mean correcting our mistake(s). wah liew, the same problemS I had yesterday resurfaced and I felt quite defeated la... thot we to redo everything again coz the spoilt batches can't be deleted still... then I rmb I had Mouldy's files! so we closed everything and tried to open her files. After seeing Horny's successfully attempt at changing and printing my trial balance under HER name, I thot we were really above the software... Haha in the end, cannot open. So we reopened my files and tried again. Then Horny was going to type in batch FOUR's particulars when I realised...
JUST NOW, got batch 4! now dun have! FYI, batch 4's disappearance is good news to us coz it was one of those problematic ones... Checked Trial Balance to see how far we were from our goal. Click here and there to see what we needed or didn't needed... Re-entered information once. Checked Trial Balance. Hmmm, still something missing... Re-entered information twice. Checked Trial Balance, mmmh! betta. Re-entered information thrice...
"YES!" "FUCK YES!" HAHAHAHA
- ya'all noe howda read anot?? INstead of going YES! simultaneously with me, Horny went "FUCK!" first...
SOO HILARIOUS! Then she hammered her fists like a duracell bunny... we were SOOO HAPPY! but not happy enough to make me forget to ask her:
"HaHaHA! Why did you say Fuck first?!"
Horny: "hahahahaha, I don't know! (cups her mouth and laughs somemore) Hahaha, Habit la!"
Mey: You're just a vulgar person la!
So we went to hand in our ACHEIVEMENT. Then I was reading her Crap English and How To Use It Book and I saw the new yorkers had a TERRIBLE way of pronounce simple words like yourself, myself etc bloody simple words. So I said to Horny, "Eeee! how come lydat wan?! Always become Awlus?!"
She said "Ya, it's lydat one.. they have a problem speaking their own language.. Hahaha. Actually I rmb there's this country thats the worst one... (squints one eye and thinks) where arh... ..."
"Timbaktu arh?" Hahahha!
- because there was once during an ITAB lab exercise, she put in the heading Timbaktu Polytechnic instead of Singapore Poly...
Finally, at the lift lobby, I look at Horny, and plucked up the courage to say...
"Can you gimme a high-5 for the record?"
-coz we usually avoid the '5' at the last moment by touching our hair, turning away, missing intentionally...
She said, "OK." And really gave me a high 5. Haha, but it was quite nerdy, more like we made a high-PACT... *PIAAK*
Quite sick of blogging already... the post for today's fart, i mean FUN, is already so long lar. To think Istill wanna blog for CRS and STATS lessons. CANNOT LIAO ARRRRGH!!!
