yay.
went for orientation with shups and tiff at the ritz yesterday. hahaha! had alot of laughs.. tiff la! wah lao... I kept having to look away from her to prevent myself from snorting and sniggering in the room man. I only remembered a few funny stuff that happened. The "moaning part" and "mostache" and some of the hokkien stuff he said. I'll always rmb how it was to hear him pronounce mourning as "moaning". Dammit, I KNEW he said something wrong, but cudn't quite put my finger on it.. Was frowning slightly and thinking "what is it what is it.." And then it suddenly hits me. I spin around with my lips pressed and shot a 'horrified' look at Tiff
Then the sniggering fits started (all ovr again).It's SO XIN KU OK! HAD to Um chio half the bloody time, fearing the speaker might hear us and feel offended or ambarrassed... And to add to the torture, the guys behind us oso very lame la, kept saying dumb things AND letting us overhear!
And and and... nearing the end of the talk, he was telling us about presentation of food on the table.
He told us, common-sensically, that in a western meal the main 'dish' (eg. the beef) should face the guest la.. but if you set it down wrongly, u cannot turn it the right way around in front of the guest! SO for the rest of the table, you'll have to set it in the SAME WRONG WAY.
Then I raised my eyebrow and gave him the wide eye look... And he saw leh! So he said laughed and said "why, why you gimme dat look?" HAHAHA!
Den I so paiseh! Dunnoe whr to look! turned to look and tiff, and giggled but dunnoe if she knew he was refering to me anot... HAHAHAHAHA!
when the presentating ended, he asked, "U all noe how to go out anot?"
We all said NO.
He said "Hahaha. Follow the crowd."
Me: O.0
Tiff: But the crowd doesn't noe!
So anyway, we made our way out on our own... so one big group entered a dark stairwell and descended into the unknown... haha lame... so ok. the front off the "queue" reach the bottom. then EH? Cannot open the door. Locked one. So headed back up again. and.. EH?! Locked also!! How the hell did that happened?? wah lao. den abit chua dio... was thinking, at least we got the security's number...
But den the guys behind us balek kampong AGAIN and found this exit at along the route we passed! Quite freaky if you were there.. like, how come we missed dat arh dat kind of feeling. And I thot to myself (what a wonderful world~) if there had been a fire, we'd be dead by den...
YAY! we made it out. Den we had ice cream in the dunnoe wad name shopping mall. Marina Sq Shopping centre izzit? Haha... Yeah! TIff had rum and raisin, shups had strawberry and dark choc. I had butterscotch and dark choc too... like first time eat such plain flavours leh =S Everyone makes bad choices sometimes la..
HAHAHAHA! DEN in the city hall station, I spotted an American flag on the floor!!! They didn't see it leh.. I dunnoe who can miss dat. Somemore nobody around us. So I grabbed shuping and went, "Eeeeeeeeyeeer~! Ya'all noe wads on the floor anot??!!" just as shuping was stepping OVER it. Den she looked up in horror. HAHAHAHA!
Then we all went "GAGA" over it... Shups was just stumped- and kept asking qtns like "Whad wassit doin dere? I din even noe wad it was until u asked me!!" I just squirmed and squinted for the first few mins la.. like my face permanently in that after-drinking-strong-lemon-juice state. After which I just kept laughing... amidst saying So ER XIN!!
but tiff said, but U pointed it out to us wot. And I said "NO I didn't POINT, i just went Eeeeeeeeeyer! ya'all mnoe wads on the floor anot?!" Hahaha! Shuping quite asking, "Zuo Mo hui diao chu lai??!! (Why will drop out wan??!!)"
Tiff said the girl must have been wearing a G-STRING... damnmit! ahahahhahahaahaaaaaa... then shups said "So she was wearing a SKIRT?!! -lucky i dun wear skirts." AAAAHAHAHAHAHA. Den even after shups and I got into the train, we were stillll toking abt it!! ALL THE WAY TO BOUNA VISTA !! AHAHAHHAA!
We quite gross la...discussed how we would have reacted if it were us, and BETTER, what THAT GIRL might have done!! Nearly laughed myself silly at some points. "She's soooo Stooopid!" went shups "Den wudn't she be "dripping all the way home?!" HAhahahaha... think abt it, the million dollar qtn: what wud YOU DO in times of a crisis LYK DIS?
Btw, IF there's ANYONE out there that up til NOW doesn't get what we're refering to.... Alamak. WHAT ELSE (other than the American flag) IS RED WHITE AND BLUE?!(and can be found under a girl skirt.. =S)
