Friday, June 02, 2006

Interesting Questions

Wah update update... finally, the 2 weeks of project datelines and CAs are over. No other words can decribe the exhiliration of this feeling -except for the previous sentence.

I've been asked and have thot of many questions lately.

Is there a possibility of you becoming a Lesbian?

How do you want to die?

What would you do before you die?

(Ah yes, the age-old but nv out-of-date question)What do you want to be when you grow up?

And the wierdest would have to be,

"If you were doing NO. 2 in the toilet, and suddenly you realise there wasn't any toilet paper, wad would you do?
a) wait til you hear somebody come in, so she can pass you some paper;
b) faster pull up ur pants, dash out to get toilet paper;
c) clean with ur hands, then wash it later;
d) clean with ur socks. "

I 'm appalled by the choices, so I gave myself a few more:
e) use the empty vanguard roll to wipe;
d) flush once to clear ur excrement, then lower ur behind into the bowl and flush again...

What wad wud ur answer(s) be? Hehe...

Somemore:

If u were going to the moon, wad wud u forget to bring?

If u have been eyeing someone for 2/3 years, and it's the last month u'll EVA EVA get to see that person, wad wud u do?

If ur sanitary napkin fell out of ur underwear in a pubic area, wad wud u do?

If someone was being humiliated and hurled at with valgurities by an educated but racist person in public (get it?), wud you stand up for the person?

If a group of children were chasing each other ALL OVER a clothes store, would you tell them off? - gotta tell you ans for this. The kids were being a nuisance by going inbetween the columns of clothes and running around me in circles already. But I gritted my teeth and walked away. The last straw was when they followed their mum into the fitting room and played there! Wah lao, I hear their voice I buay tahan liao. So the moment one of them brushed against my curtain, I drew it open and yelled down at them infront of their uselss mother, "HELLO!!STOP PLAYING HOR!!" Then I drew back my curtain as loudly as I could. Ahhaha... I'm so proud of myself (for not kicking their buttons so they'll fall on their faces).





Yup, thats about it for this strange post.