Friday, June 03, 2005

First week of school- all over again

It's Finally over... So exhausting but yet so exhilarating at the same time. Im feeling scaty minded right now, lyk Ms Lim said... waoh, gt SO MANI Things to say!!!

In my brain : *Horoscope..Granny..Sch..new Classmates..horoscope..sch..class..boys (oops)..Granny..CCA.. (take note of colour grp)And becoz I learnt sumting frm my frenz, Kah (her entries r ext long) and Wan Yi (She blogs religously everydae!), this wk, I'm gonna make up for my entire week of updates!!

Tell u all wad i'm studying: Statistics(STATS), Econs, Effective Communicaion(EC), Character Developement (CD), POA, Fundamentals of Marketing(FOM) & IT. SO COOL RITE!

Last time we had CIP, NOW, CALLED C.D.- IT'S A WHOLE MODULE ON ITS OWN! Then last time near exam, Ms lim den cheong thru speaking skills wif us...NOW, IT'S CALLED E.C.! AND last time it's called crap-tok-wif-Mr-John-Lim-in-btw-topics, NOW! IT'S CALLED F.O.M.!! Again, it's SO COOL RITE~ HAHAHAH
(Btw, FOM, ECONS and STATS are veri difficult to diff for us "freshies" leh... So similar wan! the terms used, the lesson and the lecturers too! By right POA shud be in dis list as well BUT, it's the onli wan wif a female lecturer, so slightly easier to diff)

Veri interesting leh the topics... Poly realli prepares U for the working world! So ON man~!!

My class hor... onli got two boys... and 19 gals!!! This is either heaven or hell, I've yet to find out and decide. When gals can get along, we form a sisterhood =)... When they CAN'T get along, we form aaa.... ai yo, dun even noe dey haf a word for dis~ HEHEHE

Next thing is abt my horoscope. Did ur noe tt in the Life! section of ST, i tink usually on the last pg, dere's daily horoscope? I try to check it everyday... And everyday I'm WOWed by it. It's VERI ACCURATE. Tho I hope to read b4 sch, i dun haf enuf time... but when i come back in the evenin, I'll check immediately. AND MY EYES GROW BIG BIG. Nearly everyday, the perdiction realli occurs...


Lyk todae, it reads sumting lyk I'll be facing an "intelluctually equal opponent"- tho' I'm not used to it, i'll find it exciting. then the advice is to work together wif tt person to achieve a better outcome... When my new fren, Tiffany, said she started "mugging liao", I was lyk OKAY... Hahaha, so was veri shocked by wad I saw in the column when i got home!

And now, abt my ah ma... she came to stay at the last min on Tuesday... Her hse was being upgraded... Hmm, she's a poor old lady hu din haf a gd life. My Ah Ye died b4 my parents even met so can imagine her difficulties la... my dad's family, erm, lets leave it as 'every fam has its problems'.

Thru'out dese few days, i tried to sit beside her to keep her company- dun wan her to feel neglected even tho she's counted as (nan ting yi dian) "uninvited".. she'll try to ask me abt sch OR grumble abt the heat OR try to nap.. Problem is, she' oways lethargic... den she complains abt not being able to nap- coz its too hot. But if she naps, she can't slp at nite! and den can't help waking up at sunrise (dun wad strange forces make dis happen la)... U get the gist la... make us veri pek chek... We all have to compromise our slp9 comforts for her, yet she still has trouble getting enuf rest - on a KING SIZED BED, in the AIRIEST room in our hse, the MASTER bedroom wif the loo & all...

Den juz now I got bac and sat by her again while reading the paper... we did the usual "catching up"... den she started to say "I tink i haf fever, but it's at the stomach leh......Hurrts when I eat......I'm getting useless, got so mani illnesses.....Gonna die veri soon anywae...... Hai, when I'm gone, can't see u all liao...." ... So depressing right, hear her tok lydat. but everytime she speaks of herself, the dialodge is along dis line wan... I oso din noe wad to say. I gave a nervous laugh and my eyes drifted back to the paper! Like veri heartless hor? But wad wud U say ?! Urghhh (>_<)-----------any advice???


Finally, my CCA... I signed up for Guitar, Astronomers, Photography Club and Lifearts... Seems veri "geeki" hor.. but it's not K?! For one, guitar's cool but the strange ting is dey got audition, den dey indicated "NO EXPERIENCE REQURED." So -_-??? riiight~

Astronomers is observe stars wan (still considering- coz Tiff said of tt CC," If U wan me to stare at the sky, I will kee siao wan lor!" HAHAHA). Then lifearts - wah, tell u, jingxiang will probli go C.R.A.Z.Y. over dis CCA- can guess wad dey teach liao right! I oso can't go crazy over dis one COZ GORT JEWELLERY MAKING as well!!! AHAHAHA... I tink pple hu paid for those 100 bucks / session outside can eat their hearts out liao lor... HEEHEE

But most excited abt Photo wan... dey catch the sunsets, sunrises and dey go to all sortsa places!! Then we'll get the chance to dev our on photos etc...

AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!! FINISHed!!!!!!!

*3 CHEERS & 3 CHEERS & 3 CHEERA FER KAANDY~ HIP HIP HOORAY!! (X3 la, coz veri tired liao- now gang hao 10:20pm lehZzzz...)

Tuesday, May 31, 2005

Toilet Sign Illiterates

Story 1:
Last Sunday, I was in a public toilet wif 2 other women. Den 1 man walked in. Dressed lyk triad boss ('s lackey), he peered around thru his humongous 90's dark glasses. me and the other women kept staring at him -wide-eyed. he looks tipsy. THis is probaly wad went thru his mind:

Eh? this male toilet sooo strange wan... why no urinals huh?
Hmm, is it in the cubicles? Or beside them?

Then he walked in further. Two of us STiLL staring.

Why got women in here? why dey look at me til lydat?
hai ya, can't tahan liao leh.
heck care la, use the cubicle lor...

Then he stepped into one, close the door and ermmm.. Finished his sml buziness, came out, adjusted his belt, washed his hands and left the female toilet. Den i tink he went around lookin for a 100% Male toilet.

Wah, din noe i eat glass grow up the leh...

Story2:
And hav u been to lot 1 basement's newly renovated toilet? I went dere juz now wif my granny following behind me. I turned right at the female toilet sign. then a short left. then a short right. then i saw a urinal. Shit.

There was a guy at the far end of a row of basin styling his hair, styling his hair! Faster cheong out. My granny oso blur diao. I looked at the toilet sign again. WTH, correct leh!. Nvm, see the "male" toilet.

NO URINALS!

Then my granny ask de the cleaning CL (cleaning lady), "OI! why ur the toilet all mixed up... whr the female wan?!"
CL: This one is MAlE! THAT one is FEMALE.
ME: NOO, THAT is MALE
CL:(acting smart) U see dis (pointing to the sign) Tell me dis is male or female?
ME:( *WTF, NOBODY ATTITUDES ME!*) U GO SEE LOR~!

Then she stormed to the female toilet. Stepped in confidently. The Vain Guy (VG) STILL Dere!

CL: OI! WAD U TINK U DOIN! DIS WAN IS FEMALE TOILET LA!
Me: Wads tt urinal doin dere?!
CL: Dats for little boys la! (hu follow their mums in)

VG: SORRISORRI, i dinnoe!



Wednesday, May 25, 2005

SP's Celebrity look-a-likes

Sorri, no pics again this time. So wasted ritez~? This kind of topic, how can no PICS?! . . .

Here's a list of "Ming2 Xing1 Lian3"s I've noticed in SP SO FAR:

1) Jay Chou + JJ Lin Jun Jie! - Kah Hwee, SCREAM!!!
2) Slyvester Sim!
3) Toro/ Zac Wang! (abit only)
4) Randall Tan! (but more gd looking!)
5) Daphne Khoo!
6) Utt! - Zhen Yin sure go crazy liao! hahaha!

7) Michael Jackson (sad hor)
8) William Hung (even sadder)
9) Yan2 Xing2 Shu1 + Zac Wang !
10) Kevin! - the 933 DJ
.
. ..still counting de hor..
So, U all see la! Dowan come Poly... got sooo mani suai ge's and mei nu's to look at!! JC got anot~ hahaha


To tell the truth, I've been a different person since I got into SP... More lively, more happi, more 'sort'... oso starting to notice and den comment on PPLE - not only boys hor!!! Haaz, but I realli miss my sec sch friends lehhh. Hope we can a gathering soon enuf, or I might juz cry one nite while thinkin of them... See U guys(gals 2 be exact) SOON! Watch movie, go beach, play Daytona, anything~ ANYTHING~! And stop saying June holidays then chat/meet up!! Coz dere's NO JUNE HOLIDAYS FOR ME OK?! (Wad if Tmr NV comes?! HAHA)

Sch's just started; I'm in the mist of my "orientation week"... I went for a 4dae 3nite camp liao (wrote an entry for tt, but to looong oredi, dun tink anione wud read, so stored it away) and a Sentosa outing. Did I mention I LURVE the camp? 'Tho I din appreciate it during d time, now den I realise, WAD AN EXPERIENCE! Can't even imagine wad life'd be IF i din join tt. EEeee, scary.

To my JC frenz again, MUZ learn to enjoy wad U are doing... even if it's slogging it out late at nite, tink wad lies ahead in ur future! Wooooo...