yay.
went for orientation with shups and tiff at the ritz yesterday. hahaha! had alot of laughs.. tiff la! wah lao... I kept having to look away from her to prevent myself from snorting and sniggering in the room man. I only remembered a few funny stuff that happened. The "moaning part" and "mostache" and some of the hokkien stuff he said. I'll always rmb how it was to hear him pronounce mourning as "moaning". Dammit, I KNEW he said something wrong, but cudn't quite put my finger on it.. Was frowning slightly and thinking "what is it what is it.." And then it suddenly hits me. I spin around with my lips pressed and shot a 'horrified' look at Tiff
Then the sniggering fits started (all ovr again).It's SO XIN KU OK! HAD to Um chio half the bloody time, fearing the speaker might hear us and feel offended or ambarrassed... And to add to the torture, the guys behind us oso very lame la, kept saying dumb things AND letting us overhear!
And and and... nearing the end of the talk, he was telling us about presentation of food on the table.
He told us, common-sensically, that in a western meal the main 'dish' (eg. the beef) should face the guest la.. but if you set it down wrongly, u cannot turn it the right way around in front of the guest! SO for the rest of the table, you'll have to set it in the SAME WRONG WAY.
Then I raised my eyebrow and gave him the wide eye look... And he saw leh! So he said laughed and said "why, why you gimme dat look?" HAHAHA!
Den I so paiseh! Dunnoe whr to look! turned to look and tiff, and giggled but dunnoe if she knew he was refering to me anot... HAHAHAHAHA!
when the presentating ended, he asked, "U all noe how to go out anot?"
We all said NO.
He said "Hahaha. Follow the crowd."
Me: O.0
Tiff: But the crowd doesn't noe!
So anyway, we made our way out on our own... so one big group entered a dark stairwell and descended into the unknown... haha lame... so ok. the front off the "queue" reach the bottom. then EH? Cannot open the door. Locked one. So headed back up again. and.. EH?! Locked also!! How the hell did that happened?? wah lao. den abit chua dio... was thinking, at least we got the security's number...
But den the guys behind us balek kampong AGAIN and found this exit at along the route we passed! Quite freaky if you were there.. like, how come we missed dat arh dat kind of feeling. And I thot to myself (what a wonderful world~) if there had been a fire, we'd be dead by den...
YAY! we made it out. Den we had ice cream in the dunnoe wad name shopping mall. Marina Sq Shopping centre izzit? Haha... Yeah! TIff had rum and raisin, shups had strawberry and dark choc. I had butterscotch and dark choc too... like first time eat such plain flavours leh =S Everyone makes bad choices sometimes la..
HAHAHAHA! DEN in the city hall station, I spotted an American flag on the floor!!! They didn't see it leh.. I dunnoe who can miss dat. Somemore nobody around us. So I grabbed shuping and went, "Eeeeeeeeyeeer~! Ya'all noe wads on the floor anot??!!" just as shuping was stepping OVER it. Den she looked up in horror. HAHAHAHA!
Then we all went "GAGA" over it... Shups was just stumped- and kept asking qtns like "Whad wassit doin dere? I din even noe wad it was until u asked me!!" I just squirmed and squinted for the first few mins la.. like my face permanently in that after-drinking-strong-lemon-juice state. After which I just kept laughing... amidst saying So ER XIN!!
but tiff said, but U pointed it out to us wot. And I said "NO I didn't POINT, i just went Eeeeeeeeeyer! ya'all mnoe wads on the floor anot?!" Hahaha! Shuping quite asking, "Zuo Mo hui diao chu lai??!! (Why will drop out wan??!!)"
Tiff said the girl must have been wearing a G-STRING... damnmit! ahahahhahahaahaaaaaa... then shups said "So she was wearing a SKIRT?!! -lucky i dun wear skirts." AAAAHAHAHAHAHA. Den even after shups and I got into the train, we were stillll toking abt it!! ALL THE WAY TO BOUNA VISTA !! AHAHAHHAA!
We quite gross la...discussed how we would have reacted if it were us, and BETTER, what THAT GIRL might have done!! Nearly laughed myself silly at some points. "She's soooo Stooopid!" went shups "Den wudn't she be "dripping all the way home?!" HAhahahaha... think abt it, the million dollar qtn: what wud YOU DO in times of a crisis LYK DIS?
Btw, IF there's ANYONE out there that up til NOW doesn't get what we're refering to.... Alamak. WHAT ELSE (other than the American flag) IS RED WHITE AND BLUE?!(and can be found under a girl skirt.. =S)
Monday, April 03, 2006
Friday, March 31, 2006
Pool Factor
Nearly forgot to blog about pool session with Pat and Jing Xiang!
HAhaha! Pat... are you afraid???
When we went up to K-pool at lot 1, the chow ah bengs managing the counter so rude lor! People wear LIKE half-U only wad, so rude for wad!? Ya noe wad they said?
"Out. Out. Out. Out! Out!.."
WTH! Dun even bother to tell u nicely leh... We din even noe wad hit us! Btw, wtf is working there? That *&%$#!@ girl or U ass-mouthed beefcakes? I dun believe any management in their right minds would hire u hoodlums... Out-out, barking like dogs... See if we dun curse you til ur business pulls "out"! Pffft
Had us stunned for a minute but we weren't gonna go to my house and change and crawl back in with our heads bowed. Off we went to Beauty World's...
We practically had that place to ourselves! At any one time, there were only at most 3 tables being used... we played for "2 hours and 20 mins" or so said the "Uncle." Anyway 'tis worth it, since we polluted the place abit- with noise and all...
Dammit la, wad happened to me that day arh?! First game I played with Pat, Literally hit no ball leh!! And THEN the first ball I holed, was the black ball... VERY GOOD!
Oh ya, probably wasn't me... was Pat! When we were sitting outside Mac's waiting for Jingxiang, a mynah pooped on her bag!!!HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~! What were the chances of THAT!? *I didn't laugh when it happened, but whenever I think back, it's really funny! I thot birds had more sense then to poop on people... but **u learn something new everyday. HAhaaah!
Then we rotated lor... so that everyone had at least 2 chance to play... den after the 3rd game, we hecked everything and the 3 of us played together liao. And Pat became even BOSSIER leh... Wah, nv seen her so bossy, in fact nv eva seen her being bossy before, until that day.. **applies here.
She kept telling Jingxiang "hit this one lor, this one this one! ... or maybe that one..." when he's not even her partner. Then when I tell him "Ya, that one is good.." she goes "Shhh, ok ok let him choose himself." 0.o Now thats one side of Pat we seldom see... HAhahaha...
But pat, good job on da Balls! Altho we kept saying "tyco tyco.. " just piss you abit, we all know it's really tyco. EH, paiseh I meant we all know you aimed la... But den again we shudn't forget the poop-factor. HAHAHAHAHAHA. *here we go again..
yup, and we kept disturbing each other during the last 2 matches... again, Pat started it ok... not on me la, on Jx... I was against it at first, and tried to tell her to stop (becoz not a good example to other tables ya noe ;D) but since she wudn't relent, I joined in lor! Hahahahhahahahahaha!
Soon instead of just going "...HAAH!" when the other peep was gonna shoot, we upgraded to "Granny walking on the predestrian crossing at the hole", and singing Zhang Shao Han's Pandora (is that how u spell it?)
Here's some of our own lyrics.
"qing de meh, hong de meh, lan de meh. . . *followed by Hahahhahahaha*"
luan tiao! luan tiao! -refering to the ball jumping and missing the target
Bu yao! Bu yao!
(Chi le yao, si kiow kiow)
LUAN JIAO LUAN JIAO! -Jx "purposely" trying to make it sound like lan jiao...
Hahahaha, kept laughing at some point of the game coz the both of them kept singing it... altho they didn't noe I was laughing at them.
But Pat and Jx THANX anyway for the tummy work out! I Had loadssa fun.. I rmb me pushing in the ball once when it was SOOO near the hole but I misfired... but we all had our fair share of cheating.. wait, dun think jx cheated. HAHA!
'Cept when he wanted to claim credit for the last game, which I won.
HAhaha! Pat... are you afraid???
When we went up to K-pool at lot 1, the chow ah bengs managing the counter so rude lor! People wear LIKE half-U only wad, so rude for wad!? Ya noe wad they said?
"Out. Out. Out. Out! Out!.."
WTH! Dun even bother to tell u nicely leh... We din even noe wad hit us! Btw, wtf is working there? That *&%$#!@ girl or U ass-mouthed beefcakes? I dun believe any management in their right minds would hire u hoodlums... Out-out, barking like dogs... See if we dun curse you til ur business pulls "out"! Pffft
Had us stunned for a minute but we weren't gonna go to my house and change and crawl back in with our heads bowed. Off we went to Beauty World's...
We practically had that place to ourselves! At any one time, there were only at most 3 tables being used... we played for "2 hours and 20 mins" or so said the "Uncle." Anyway 'tis worth it, since we polluted the place abit- with noise and all...
Dammit la, wad happened to me that day arh?! First game I played with Pat, Literally hit no ball leh!! And THEN the first ball I holed, was the black ball... VERY GOOD!
Oh ya, probably wasn't me... was Pat! When we were sitting outside Mac's waiting for Jingxiang, a mynah pooped on her bag!!!HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~! What were the chances of THAT!? *I didn't laugh when it happened, but whenever I think back, it's really funny! I thot birds had more sense then to poop on people... but **u learn something new everyday. HAhaaah!
Then we rotated lor... so that everyone had at least 2 chance to play... den after the 3rd game, we hecked everything and the 3 of us played together liao. And Pat became even BOSSIER leh... Wah, nv seen her so bossy, in fact nv eva seen her being bossy before, until that day.. **applies here.
She kept telling Jingxiang "hit this one lor, this one this one! ... or maybe that one..." when he's not even her partner. Then when I tell him "Ya, that one is good.." she goes "Shhh, ok ok let him choose himself." 0.o Now thats one side of Pat we seldom see... HAhahaha...
But pat, good job on da Balls! Altho we kept saying "tyco tyco.. " just piss you abit, we all know it's really tyco. EH, paiseh I meant we all know you aimed la... But den again we shudn't forget the poop-factor. HAHAHAHAHAHA. *here we go again..
yup, and we kept disturbing each other during the last 2 matches... again, Pat started it ok... not on me la, on Jx... I was against it at first, and tried to tell her to stop (becoz not a good example to other tables ya noe ;D) but since she wudn't relent, I joined in lor! Hahahahhahahahahaha!
Soon instead of just going "...HAAH!" when the other peep was gonna shoot, we upgraded to "Granny walking on the predestrian crossing at the hole", and singing Zhang Shao Han's Pandora (is that how u spell it?)
Here's some of our own lyrics.
"qing de meh, hong de meh, lan de meh. . . *followed by Hahahhahahaha*"
luan tiao! luan tiao! -refering to the ball jumping and missing the target
Bu yao! Bu yao!
(Chi le yao, si kiow kiow)
LUAN JIAO LUAN JIAO! -Jx "purposely" trying to make it sound like lan jiao...
Hahahaha, kept laughing at some point of the game coz the both of them kept singing it... altho they didn't noe I was laughing at them.
But Pat and Jx THANX anyway for the tummy work out! I Had loadssa fun.. I rmb me pushing in the ball once when it was SOOO near the hole but I misfired... but we all had our fair share of cheating.. wait, dun think jx cheated. HAHA!
'Cept when he wanted to claim credit for the last game, which I won.
Thursday, March 30, 2006
News Flash!!
Harra, MGM, Sands and Genting.
What do they have in common? Nothing MUCH 'cept that they are vying for OUR Marina Bay IRs...
But Genting? HELLO? What was the group of people who brought them in thinking? Why should we let them have a share of our tourism profits? Other than "unhealthy" pressure, what else have they given to us? On re-constructing the causeway, on the portion of the straits we occupied, on this pile of sand in the middle of the ocean and that...
Dunnoe why I'm so gun jiong oso, but everytime Dr M says something abt us, it's nv good, so everytime thay happens I get fired up- in my mind. BUt this time, it concerns sucha HUGE project in Singapore that WILL generate lots and lotsa money for people involved... so here's a piece of my mind.
Just four days ago, Dr Maarhaaarteer said something like "being friendly to S'pore has never worked" and blah blah shit.
"When I first became Prime Minister in 1981, I went to Singapore to promote good relations with its Prime Minister Lee Kuan Yew, but it was clearly evident they weren't sincere in wanting to be friendly to us," he said.
wah lao with this kind of big-talk politicians over there, just thinking of letting them have a piece of our money is irksome ok. And if they're really sincere about winning the bid, they should be careful of what say nowadays. (Not that S'pore should feel too high and mighty "just because" we're building an Integrated Resort ya noe~) From all I know, they, or at least more precisely HIM, are the ones who have been unfriendly all this while... when he retired, everyone thot Great, at least now we dun have to deal with him. But Nooo, he's still alive and kicking (up a storm iin his little teacup) coz like they say, OLD habits DIE HARD.
Hey I think all Singaporeans should have at least a little say in the winner... Since they're having a 100 points score systems, we should have a say, 20% say in it? Or maybe at least 10%... at least a say la!
I mean take US and Dubai for example. The President made a promise to Dubai to give them some of their ports and then his OWN people don't support him AFTER the deal is made. It's like WTF 0.o?! You make ur "enemy" bid like siao, den after they win, say Ok, now we rmb. You guys were invovled with some terrorist shit that crash 2 of our tallest buildings, so no, dowan give you liao- you can keep ur monea... We dun want that to happen in S'pore right? ;D
Anyhow, I'm not that worried about Genting. Just a wee-bit pissed that they a part of this.
To tell the truth, we're also rivals thru and thru. Right from the start back in 1945. Anyonbody who went thru Sec sch here wud know. The govt and all, of course they'll deny this because they want to be diplomatic.. They know- they need, to be diplomatic. Not like SOME people who shoot their mouth off like they can do without it... "I don't like my neighbour; I don't like America *whines* *whines*..." Haha -laugh in their face. Pffffft.
HAhahaHAA~!.. Glad I let off some steam man....
What do they have in common? Nothing MUCH 'cept that they are vying for OUR Marina Bay IRs...
But Genting? HELLO? What was the group of people who brought them in thinking? Why should we let them have a share of our tourism profits? Other than "unhealthy" pressure, what else have they given to us? On re-constructing the causeway, on the portion of the straits we occupied, on this pile of sand in the middle of the ocean and that...
Dunnoe why I'm so gun jiong oso, but everytime Dr M says something abt us, it's nv good, so everytime thay happens I get fired up- in my mind. BUt this time, it concerns sucha HUGE project in Singapore that WILL generate lots and lotsa money for people involved... so here's a piece of my mind.
Just four days ago, Dr Maarhaaarteer said something like "being friendly to S'pore has never worked" and blah blah shit.
"When I first became Prime Minister in 1981, I went to Singapore to promote good relations with its Prime Minister Lee Kuan Yew, but it was clearly evident they weren't sincere in wanting to be friendly to us," he said.
wah lao with this kind of big-talk politicians over there, just thinking of letting them have a piece of our money is irksome ok. And if they're really sincere about winning the bid, they should be careful of what say nowadays. (Not that S'pore should feel too high and mighty "just because" we're building an Integrated Resort ya noe~) From all I know, they, or at least more precisely HIM, are the ones who have been unfriendly all this while... when he retired, everyone thot Great, at least now we dun have to deal with him. But Nooo, he's still alive and kicking (up a storm iin his little teacup) coz like they say, OLD habits DIE HARD.
Hey I think all Singaporeans should have at least a little say in the winner... Since they're having a 100 points score systems, we should have a say, 20% say in it? Or maybe at least 10%... at least a say la!
I mean take US and Dubai for example. The President made a promise to Dubai to give them some of their ports and then his OWN people don't support him AFTER the deal is made. It's like WTF 0.o?! You make ur "enemy" bid like siao, den after they win, say Ok, now we rmb. You guys were invovled with some terrorist shit that crash 2 of our tallest buildings, so no, dowan give you liao- you can keep ur monea... We dun want that to happen in S'pore right? ;D
Anyhow, I'm not that worried about Genting. Just a wee-bit pissed that they a part of this.
To tell the truth, we're also rivals thru and thru. Right from the start back in 1945. Anyonbody who went thru Sec sch here wud know. The govt and all, of course they'll deny this because they want to be diplomatic.. They know- they need, to be diplomatic. Not like SOME people who shoot their mouth off like they can do without it... "I don't like my neighbour; I don't like America *whines* *whines*..." Haha -laugh in their face. Pffffft.
HAhahaHAA~!.. Glad I let off some steam man....
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