yay! went to terrorise Lot one's Mac and I.P. zone... Hahaha, thx to Piggy toh the 15-year-old terrorr... laughed and laughed in Mac, disturbed evryone in a 50 feet radius.
Most outsanding conversations:
Pat: I'm very full!
ME: You very sai arh!
Piggy: Haha! "very sai"?! U very crude leh!
ME: HahahahA!! Look who's talking
Pat: *dun find it funny* I only said one word, you all say so much!
Piggy: Ahahha!
ME: *repeat whole conversation*
Pat: outside got alot of Ah bengs leh!
Me: see they got photo shoot
Pat: they taking photos meh??
Me: you see! dun look like taking photos meh?! all sit got pose wan!
Pat and pig: HAhahaHA!
ME: U take ur cam go dere lor. den say "ok ready arh, 1 2 3!" (Pat and Kah *hahahahaha*) den send to police station.
All: AAhHahaHAha!
Wad happened to ur laughter huh Pig? changed alot leh! sofarni wan.
And on behalf of the staff of I.P. zone, I would like to thank you. For not going there AGAIN to frighted off their customers! Hahaha.. siao cha bor. wait til u see the testi i'm gonna write for u! let me remind u first, wad u said to the salesgirl...
"Oh you buy already huh? Den I dowan liao."
"Dat color arh? dun nid la, dun nid to give her, she wun like one!"
*we all shoving ard to take a good look at some clothes, finally managed to squeeze piggy out of da way*
Auntie customer: Aiyo:) behind got pple leh!
Pat: See la! block ppple...
Auntie customer: Yah, her butt is bit big.. =D
Piggy: *stepppingt back* herm! *looks at child following her* I bully your son arh!
Auntie: *stepping away from display cart* aiyo aiyo, you win you win! I let you...
tsk tsk tsk.. kah hwee...
next target, K box staff ok? ;D
Friday, April 07, 2006
Wednesday, April 05, 2006
Disasters...
Real life disasters... Seen today's news? It's like the making of Final Destination 4. This crane carrying a load of 185 tonne load toppled and crushed 3 persons. A Chinese national, an Indian national and a Singaporean.
In the midst of its topple, the load knocked into the Indian grandfather standing on the oil rig, and the tip of the crane, smashed into the Chinese man on the ground. The Singaporean,also a grandfather, was in his excavator when the load crashed down on it...
Sick. Bloody sick.
I can only hope they all died instantly, especially the S'porean and the Chinese man la... such a load topple onto them... can't even start to imagine if they were crushed and pinned under, but still alive and awaiting help. like my dad said, everything inside them would have been flattened... den still breathing... *shudders* And the S'porean man, i can imagine, didn't even see it coming la since the load LANDED on him. I was telling my parents, this kind of freak accident, the person wun even know what hit him. Maybe die already oso dunnoe... Poor man.
There must have been something wrong with the crane. Maybe it was over due for checks and reservicing, if not, how can a crane just "snap"?! my god this kind of things do happen ok... and today's news is not the worst case scenario of machinery overdue for servicing.
2 days ago, i watched Discovery Channel. It was about plane-crash investigations wan... In yr 2000 this Alaska airline 216, crashed into the Pacific (i think). None of its 88 passengers survived. It was really quite horrific, the reanactment...
Something went wrong with the stabilizer.... The stabilizer is for controlling the up and down movement of the plane. if it tilts down, the plane tilts up and vice versa. Thru'out the flight, it's spins up and down a jackscrew.
So what happened was it was overdue for servicing/ oiling for TWO YEARS.
Supposedly the airline started to cut costs abt 5 fives back before this freak accident... it began to drastically increase flights number per day, THUS DRASTICALLY DECREASING the amount of routine checks inbetween flights etc etc.
By the time flight 216 took off, the jackscrew had so little or NO OIL at all, that it practically TORE OFF THE THREADS (IRON ridges that run down the screw) AND GOT stuck permanently in the UP position... So.. you can imagine wtf happened to the plane... It nose dived from the sky, plummeted at 350km/h towards the ocean and exploded into smithereens - none of the bodies recovery are intact :'(
The worst thing was, all the passengers and crew were conscious and all la.. not like there was any fire on board or it crashed with another aircraft or something. when it nose dived for 60s, it also Inverted so they were like hanging upside down from their seats, screaming and praying. But nothing was gonna save them la since the jackscrew was like gone beyond hope...
And til the very last minute, the pilots tried everything they could to control the plane. They were 2 old guys... but they never knew what happened even til their last moments- ground control can go and eat SHIT coz that guy depicted had only a manual to refer to.
When he couldn't find a possible explaination and solution for those pilots when they contacted him during sos, he went, "Erm, you can try anything u want, it's ok with me..." Then the 2 pilots turned to each other with a doomed look...
wah biang, quite upset after the show... because 'twas very real la. the pilot were so pitiful, having to see the ocean come up at their faces and there was nothing else they could do. The passengers were so terrified, probably wishing to die before they hit the earth. It must have really been like a cursed roller-coaster ride to hell literally- the way the plane just keep plummeting down upside down foreva...
In the midst of its topple, the load knocked into the Indian grandfather standing on the oil rig, and the tip of the crane, smashed into the Chinese man on the ground. The Singaporean,also a grandfather, was in his excavator when the load crashed down on it...
Sick. Bloody sick.
I can only hope they all died instantly, especially the S'porean and the Chinese man la... such a load topple onto them... can't even start to imagine if they were crushed and pinned under, but still alive and awaiting help. like my dad said, everything inside them would have been flattened... den still breathing... *shudders* And the S'porean man, i can imagine, didn't even see it coming la since the load LANDED on him. I was telling my parents, this kind of freak accident, the person wun even know what hit him. Maybe die already oso dunnoe... Poor man.
There must have been something wrong with the crane. Maybe it was over due for checks and reservicing, if not, how can a crane just "snap"?! my god this kind of things do happen ok... and today's news is not the worst case scenario of machinery overdue for servicing.
2 days ago, i watched Discovery Channel. It was about plane-crash investigations wan... In yr 2000 this Alaska airline 216, crashed into the Pacific (i think). None of its 88 passengers survived. It was really quite horrific, the reanactment...
Something went wrong with the stabilizer.... The stabilizer is for controlling the up and down movement of the plane. if it tilts down, the plane tilts up and vice versa. Thru'out the flight, it's spins up and down a jackscrew.
So what happened was it was overdue for servicing/ oiling for TWO YEARS.
Supposedly the airline started to cut costs abt 5 fives back before this freak accident... it began to drastically increase flights number per day, THUS DRASTICALLY DECREASING the amount of routine checks inbetween flights etc etc.
By the time flight 216 took off, the jackscrew had so little or NO OIL at all, that it practically TORE OFF THE THREADS (IRON ridges that run down the screw) AND GOT stuck permanently in the UP position... So.. you can imagine wtf happened to the plane... It nose dived from the sky, plummeted at 350km/h towards the ocean and exploded into smithereens - none of the bodies recovery are intact :'(
The worst thing was, all the passengers and crew were conscious and all la.. not like there was any fire on board or it crashed with another aircraft or something. when it nose dived for 60s, it also Inverted so they were like hanging upside down from their seats, screaming and praying. But nothing was gonna save them la since the jackscrew was like gone beyond hope...
And til the very last minute, the pilots tried everything they could to control the plane. They were 2 old guys... but they never knew what happened even til their last moments- ground control can go and eat SHIT coz that guy depicted had only a manual to refer to.
When he couldn't find a possible explaination and solution for those pilots when they contacted him during sos, he went, "Erm, you can try anything u want, it's ok with me..." Then the 2 pilots turned to each other with a doomed look...
wah biang, quite upset after the show... because 'twas very real la. the pilot were so pitiful, having to see the ocean come up at their faces and there was nothing else they could do. The passengers were so terrified, probably wishing to die before they hit the earth. It must have really been like a cursed roller-coaster ride to hell literally- the way the plane just keep plummeting down upside down foreva...
Monday, April 03, 2006
Good laughs.
yay.
went for orientation with shups and tiff at the ritz yesterday. hahaha! had alot of laughs.. tiff la! wah lao... I kept having to look away from her to prevent myself from snorting and sniggering in the room man. I only remembered a few funny stuff that happened. The "moaning part" and "mostache" and some of the hokkien stuff he said. I'll always rmb how it was to hear him pronounce mourning as "moaning". Dammit, I KNEW he said something wrong, but cudn't quite put my finger on it.. Was frowning slightly and thinking "what is it what is it.." And then it suddenly hits me. I spin around with my lips pressed and shot a 'horrified' look at Tiff
Then the sniggering fits started (all ovr again).It's SO XIN KU OK! HAD to Um chio half the bloody time, fearing the speaker might hear us and feel offended or ambarrassed... And to add to the torture, the guys behind us oso very lame la, kept saying dumb things AND letting us overhear!
And and and... nearing the end of the talk, he was telling us about presentation of food on the table.
He told us, common-sensically, that in a western meal the main 'dish' (eg. the beef) should face the guest la.. but if you set it down wrongly, u cannot turn it the right way around in front of the guest! SO for the rest of the table, you'll have to set it in the SAME WRONG WAY.
Then I raised my eyebrow and gave him the wide eye look... And he saw leh! So he said laughed and said "why, why you gimme dat look?" HAHAHA!
Den I so paiseh! Dunnoe whr to look! turned to look and tiff, and giggled but dunnoe if she knew he was refering to me anot... HAHAHAHAHA!
when the presentating ended, he asked, "U all noe how to go out anot?"
We all said NO.
He said "Hahaha. Follow the crowd."
Me: O.0
Tiff: But the crowd doesn't noe!
So anyway, we made our way out on our own... so one big group entered a dark stairwell and descended into the unknown... haha lame... so ok. the front off the "queue" reach the bottom. then EH? Cannot open the door. Locked one. So headed back up again. and.. EH?! Locked also!! How the hell did that happened?? wah lao. den abit chua dio... was thinking, at least we got the security's number...
But den the guys behind us balek kampong AGAIN and found this exit at along the route we passed! Quite freaky if you were there.. like, how come we missed dat arh dat kind of feeling. And I thot to myself (what a wonderful world~) if there had been a fire, we'd be dead by den...
YAY! we made it out. Den we had ice cream in the dunnoe wad name shopping mall. Marina Sq Shopping centre izzit? Haha... Yeah! TIff had rum and raisin, shups had strawberry and dark choc. I had butterscotch and dark choc too... like first time eat such plain flavours leh =S Everyone makes bad choices sometimes la..
HAHAHAHA! DEN in the city hall station, I spotted an American flag on the floor!!! They didn't see it leh.. I dunnoe who can miss dat. Somemore nobody around us. So I grabbed shuping and went, "Eeeeeeeeyeeer~! Ya'all noe wads on the floor anot??!!" just as shuping was stepping OVER it. Den she looked up in horror. HAHAHAHA!
Then we all went "GAGA" over it... Shups was just stumped- and kept asking qtns like "Whad wassit doin dere? I din even noe wad it was until u asked me!!" I just squirmed and squinted for the first few mins la.. like my face permanently in that after-drinking-strong-lemon-juice state. After which I just kept laughing... amidst saying So ER XIN!!
but tiff said, but U pointed it out to us wot. And I said "NO I didn't POINT, i just went Eeeeeeeeeyer! ya'all mnoe wads on the floor anot?!" Hahaha! Shuping quite asking, "Zuo Mo hui diao chu lai??!! (Why will drop out wan??!!)"
Tiff said the girl must have been wearing a G-STRING... damnmit! ahahahhahahaahaaaaaa... then shups said "So she was wearing a SKIRT?!! -lucky i dun wear skirts." AAAAHAHAHAHAHA. Den even after shups and I got into the train, we were stillll toking abt it!! ALL THE WAY TO BOUNA VISTA !! AHAHAHHAA!
We quite gross la...discussed how we would have reacted if it were us, and BETTER, what THAT GIRL might have done!! Nearly laughed myself silly at some points. "She's soooo Stooopid!" went shups "Den wudn't she be "dripping all the way home?!" HAhahahaha... think abt it, the million dollar qtn: what wud YOU DO in times of a crisis LYK DIS?
Btw, IF there's ANYONE out there that up til NOW doesn't get what we're refering to.... Alamak. WHAT ELSE (other than the American flag) IS RED WHITE AND BLUE?!(and can be found under a girl skirt.. =S)
went for orientation with shups and tiff at the ritz yesterday. hahaha! had alot of laughs.. tiff la! wah lao... I kept having to look away from her to prevent myself from snorting and sniggering in the room man. I only remembered a few funny stuff that happened. The "moaning part" and "mostache" and some of the hokkien stuff he said. I'll always rmb how it was to hear him pronounce mourning as "moaning". Dammit, I KNEW he said something wrong, but cudn't quite put my finger on it.. Was frowning slightly and thinking "what is it what is it.." And then it suddenly hits me. I spin around with my lips pressed and shot a 'horrified' look at Tiff
Then the sniggering fits started (all ovr again).It's SO XIN KU OK! HAD to Um chio half the bloody time, fearing the speaker might hear us and feel offended or ambarrassed... And to add to the torture, the guys behind us oso very lame la, kept saying dumb things AND letting us overhear!
And and and... nearing the end of the talk, he was telling us about presentation of food on the table.
He told us, common-sensically, that in a western meal the main 'dish' (eg. the beef) should face the guest la.. but if you set it down wrongly, u cannot turn it the right way around in front of the guest! SO for the rest of the table, you'll have to set it in the SAME WRONG WAY.
Then I raised my eyebrow and gave him the wide eye look... And he saw leh! So he said laughed and said "why, why you gimme dat look?" HAHAHA!
Den I so paiseh! Dunnoe whr to look! turned to look and tiff, and giggled but dunnoe if she knew he was refering to me anot... HAHAHAHAHA!
when the presentating ended, he asked, "U all noe how to go out anot?"
We all said NO.
He said "Hahaha. Follow the crowd."
Me: O.0
Tiff: But the crowd doesn't noe!
So anyway, we made our way out on our own... so one big group entered a dark stairwell and descended into the unknown... haha lame... so ok. the front off the "queue" reach the bottom. then EH? Cannot open the door. Locked one. So headed back up again. and.. EH?! Locked also!! How the hell did that happened?? wah lao. den abit chua dio... was thinking, at least we got the security's number...
But den the guys behind us balek kampong AGAIN and found this exit at along the route we passed! Quite freaky if you were there.. like, how come we missed dat arh dat kind of feeling. And I thot to myself (what a wonderful world~) if there had been a fire, we'd be dead by den...
YAY! we made it out. Den we had ice cream in the dunnoe wad name shopping mall. Marina Sq Shopping centre izzit? Haha... Yeah! TIff had rum and raisin, shups had strawberry and dark choc. I had butterscotch and dark choc too... like first time eat such plain flavours leh =S Everyone makes bad choices sometimes la..
HAHAHAHA! DEN in the city hall station, I spotted an American flag on the floor!!! They didn't see it leh.. I dunnoe who can miss dat. Somemore nobody around us. So I grabbed shuping and went, "Eeeeeeeeyeeer~! Ya'all noe wads on the floor anot??!!" just as shuping was stepping OVER it. Den she looked up in horror. HAHAHAHA!
Then we all went "GAGA" over it... Shups was just stumped- and kept asking qtns like "Whad wassit doin dere? I din even noe wad it was until u asked me!!" I just squirmed and squinted for the first few mins la.. like my face permanently in that after-drinking-strong-lemon-juice state. After which I just kept laughing... amidst saying So ER XIN!!
but tiff said, but U pointed it out to us wot. And I said "NO I didn't POINT, i just went Eeeeeeeeeyer! ya'all mnoe wads on the floor anot?!" Hahaha! Shuping quite asking, "Zuo Mo hui diao chu lai??!! (Why will drop out wan??!!)"
Tiff said the girl must have been wearing a G-STRING... damnmit! ahahahhahahaahaaaaaa... then shups said "So she was wearing a SKIRT?!! -lucky i dun wear skirts." AAAAHAHAHAHAHA. Den even after shups and I got into the train, we were stillll toking abt it!! ALL THE WAY TO BOUNA VISTA !! AHAHAHHAA!
We quite gross la...discussed how we would have reacted if it were us, and BETTER, what THAT GIRL might have done!! Nearly laughed myself silly at some points. "She's soooo Stooopid!" went shups "Den wudn't she be "dripping all the way home?!" HAhahahaha... think abt it, the million dollar qtn: what wud YOU DO in times of a crisis LYK DIS?
Btw, IF there's ANYONE out there that up til NOW doesn't get what we're refering to.... Alamak. WHAT ELSE (other than the American flag) IS RED WHITE AND BLUE?!(and can be found under a girl skirt.. =S)
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