what goes around comes back even harder- Candy Wong Feb 2009
Friday, June 02, 2006
Can I Punch U in the face?
For one, I keep sketching a teacher's face leh! Coz she's always crinklnig up her face... hey, i've got a similie for her face - as wrinkled as an elephant's knee cap. AHAHAHAHAHA! Hopefully, someday soon i'll be diligent enuf to post some pictures on this blog...
And oh no, Shuping and Limin have pointed out that I've something against fat men... actually they said this quite long ago la. Yesterday Limin was sharing with us something she witnessed. The gist of the story is that a Chinese man blew up at an Indian bus driver, insulting and humiliating him until he cried on the bus. The Chinese man kept scolding him "Fucking dog", "fucking indian" etc. the entire bus was shell-shocked and kept quiet... So Limin asked, would we have done anything.
My ans is YES. I said, I've always been waiting for an extreme case like this to happen infront of me so I can stand up for a victim. I was describing how I was gonna put that man down and defend the driver, when I said, "... and somemore... is that man FAT?" =S
Furthermore, this morning on the train, I met another one of those kind. This particular individual leaned on the railing and read the papers. Sounds innocent enuf right, so why do I wanna 'pick' on him?! HELLO! IT WAS THE FREAKING MORNING PEAK HOUR LA! Everyone was trying to get into the train, let alone hold on to anything.. yet he still has cheek to wrap his back fats around the lean pole so nobody can even dig in between him and it.
I just find that Singapore middle-aged FAT men are extremely repulsive and inconsiderate. It could be just sheer bad luck (for them) that everything something irksome is said or done, it is by them. OR it could be just a plain stats that this category of people ARE lykdat!
Same goes for Mercs Drivers... Haha I don't wanna mislead anyone. But next time u're on the road, keep ur eyes peeled for them ;P
Interesting Questions
I've been asked and have thot of many questions lately.
Is there a possibility of you becoming a Lesbian?
How do you want to die?
What would you do before you die?
(Ah yes, the age-old but nv out-of-date question)What do you want to be when you grow up?
And the wierdest would have to be,
"If you were doing NO. 2 in the toilet, and suddenly you realise there wasn't any toilet paper, wad would you do?
a) wait til you hear somebody come in, so she can pass you some paper;
b) faster pull up ur pants, dash out to get toilet paper;
c) clean with ur hands, then wash it later;
d) clean with ur socks. "
I 'm appalled by the choices, so I gave myself a few more:
e) use the empty vanguard roll to wipe;
d) flush once to clear ur excrement, then lower ur behind into the bowl and flush again...
What wad wud ur answer(s) be? Hehe...
Somemore:
If u were going to the moon, wad wud u forget to bring?
If u have been eyeing someone for 2/3 years, and it's the last month u'll EVA EVA get to see that person, wad wud u do?
If ur sanitary napkin fell out of ur underwear in a pubic area, wad wud u do?
If someone was being humiliated and hurled at with valgurities by an educated but racist person in public (get it?), wud you stand up for the person?
If a group of children were chasing each other ALL OVER a clothes store, would you tell them off? - gotta tell you ans for this. The kids were being a nuisance by going inbetween the columns of clothes and running around me in circles already. But I gritted my teeth and walked away. The last straw was when they followed their mum into the fitting room and played there! Wah lao, I hear their voice I buay tahan liao. So the moment one of them brushed against my curtain, I drew it open and yelled down at them infront of their uselss mother, "HELLO!!STOP PLAYING HOR!!" Then I drew back my curtain as loudly as I could. Ahhaha... I'm so proud of myself (for not kicking their buttons so they'll fall on their faces).
Yup, thats about it for this strange post.
Saturday, May 27, 2006
I'm happy eve-ntually
Before FMA, I stayed back in school to "revise" with Shuping, Kailin, Huishan and Raymond... But U look at the names! This can probably be one of the worst study groups in SP ok! Hahaha... Kailin from start til end was stuck at the same page! LOL!!! And I was stuck at Tut 3 Section A Q2 for the same period of time. Hehehe, anw we managed to pull thru lor, and had Mac for dinner.
Anyway there's still a few more projects and CAs to go... But I'm most looking forward to AJ's concert on Tuesday! Hmm... I'm already preparing my outfit le. I feel so much better after this week's passed lor... Coz it's just ANOTHER week before our 3 weeks holidays start! I'm going to a pile of sand called Pulau Besar.
Hmm wad else to say... OH YA! After e-learning week, 05 peeps please take note. There WILL be a class outing to ECP again! YAy!
And OMG!!! TAYLOR WON!!! The Silver Fox, the Soul Patrol WON!!! Hahaha, I'm so glad I supported him all the way man! For those who usually don't watch American Idol, Please Please Please catch the replay on sunday- usually at 5pm!!! OMG!!! It's really a STAR-STUDDED Concert... Allll kinds of celebraties turned up, be it as a guest star or as part of the audience! OMG! CLAY AIKEN become SOOOOO G-D Princely!!! OMG!!! I like blinked only 3 times in his 2 minutes performance la!!! When he appeared on stage.... OMG his charism and charm really breath-taking... because before him, his wannabe was supposedly mimicking him. And everyone was shell-shocked at how his looks and voice's changed! AHhahaahaaa... must watch!