12.
Yun Jing (in Mandarin): Morning eat apple is called Golden Apple; afternoon eat is called Silver apple; at night eat is called Rotten apple.
Tiffany (in Mandarin): HUH?! Why at night must eat rotten apple?!
13.
Me: Eeeee! I think I saw a dead baby bird on the mrt track's railing just now leh! quite gross arh... but how did it get up there arh? It's a baby wad.
Wanyi: It's mother put it up for adoption..
Me: *squeezes my eyes shut and squeals* DATS SO LAME! *Then laughs after 5 secs*
14.
Me (Handing over a strand of fallen hair to Horny): Nah. Clone me.
15.
(Hanging our arms over the chest-high railings outside STATS exam room and standing on the short kerb with the sun in our face)
Me: We're kebabs.
Tiff: Hahaha... Wot??
Me: KEBABS
To be con't...
